1. It is important to find a man who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, and has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who can make you laugh and accompany you to social events.
3. It is important to find a man who you can trust and confide all that life throws at you.
4. It is important to find a man who is good in bed and loves making love to you.
5. It is very important that these four men never meet each other!
1. It is important to find a man who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, and has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who can make you laugh and accompany you to social events.
3. It is important to find a man who you can trust and confide all that life throws at you.
4. It is important to find a man who is good in bed and loves making love to you.
5. It is very important that these four men never meet each other!
coloradoJul 13, 2008 @ 18:30
1. It is important to find a man who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, and has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who can make you laugh and accompany you to social events.
3. It is important to find a man who you can trust and confide all that life throws at you.
4. It is important to find a man who is good in bed and loves making love to you.
5. It is very important that these four men never meet each other![/quote]
Pretty fair.
1. It is important to find a man who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, and has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who can make you laugh and accompany you to social events.
3. It is important to find a man who you can trust and confide all that life throws at you.
4. It is important to find a man who is good in bed and loves making love to you.
5. It is very important that these four men never meet each other![/quote]
Pretty fair.
HelenaTravel, Jul 13, 2008 @ 21:46
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're
absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're
absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
