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Humor - Grandma still drives !!
Mar 2, 2009 @ 07:51
She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:
Dear Cousin Melba,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
"Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that
day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by
a thunderous prayer meeting.
So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did,
what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red light at a
busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and
I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked,
I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus!
While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,and
then he leaned out of his window and screamed:
'For the love of God! '' Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking!
I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
yelling something about a sunny beach.
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck
up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have
never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the
good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he
was enjoying this religious experience!!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them
after all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the
window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!
Will write again soon,
Love, Cousin Betsy
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She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:
Dear Cousin Melba,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
"Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that
day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by
a thunderous prayer meeting.
So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did,
what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red light at a
busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and
I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked,
I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus!
While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,and
then he leaned out of his window and screamed:
'For the love of God! '' Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking!
I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
yelling something about a sunny beach.
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck
up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have
never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the
good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he
was enjoying this religious experience!!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them
after all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the
window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!
Will write again soon,
Love, Cousin Betsy
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