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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful and loving couple."

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I shouted at her, "What 's wrong with you, woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"

She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."

"And from that moment... we have lived happily ever after."

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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful and loving couple."

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I shouted at her, "What 's wrong with you, woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"

She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."

"And from that moment... we have lived happily ever after."
coloradoJun 23, 2008 @ 18:20

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Ha ha Ha no tinkie,, ha ha ha you may say USED TO BE POOR ... but not ... all me all over the workd should start a strong movement solidarity...

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Ha ha Ha no tinkie,, ha ha ha you may say USED TO BE POOR ... but not ... all me all over the workd should start a strong movement solidarity...
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Ha ha Ha no tinkie,, ha ha ha you may say USED TO BE POOR ... but not ... all me all over the workd should start a strong movement solidarity...

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Ha ha Ha no tinkie,, ha ha ha you may say USED TO BE POOR ... but not ... all me all over the workd should start a strong movement solidarity...
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isa413 (17/07/2008)

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but would you believe my application for a license has been refused ?? - I wonder why ;)

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So sorry to hear that your license application has been refused, isa413. No worries! Visit us across the Atlantic. Here license is easier, and firearms plenty. So that you can prepare, attached is a cheat sheet of the license application.

FAST TRACK LICENSE APPLICATION (only for revolvers and guns; can not be used for machine guns)

Name: ________________

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not now _____ May be later

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Spouse's Name: __________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________

3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________

Lover's Name: __________________________

2nd Lover's Name: ________________________

Number of Spouses Deceased: ____

Number of Lovers Deceased: ____

Occupation: [_] Husband-Trainer [_] Lover-Trainer [_] Frustrated Wife [_] Aspiring Mafia [_] Dirty Politician

Number of times you've seen a UFO: ____

Number of times you've seen Elvis: ____

Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO: ____ 

Medications you are currently taking: [_] Prozac; [_] Lithium; [_] Zanax; If none, please explain.

So there isa413, may this help, and thy license be approved! Joking aside, reminds me of a funny story... another time.

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isa413 (17/07/2008)

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but would you believe my application for a license has been refused ?? - I wonder why ;)

[\quote]

So sorry to hear that your license application has been refused, isa413. No worries! Visit us across the Atlantic. Here license is easier, and firearms plenty. So that you can prepare, attached is a cheat sheet of the license application.

FAST TRACK LICENSE APPLICATION (only for revolvers and guns; can not be used for machine guns)

Name: ________________

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not now _____ May be later

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Spouse's Name: __________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________

3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________

Lover's Name: __________________________

2nd Lover's Name: ________________________

Number of Spouses Deceased: ____

Number of Lovers Deceased: ____

Occupation: [_] Husband-Trainer [_] Lover-Trainer [_] Frustrated Wife [_] Aspiring Mafia [_] Dirty Politician

Number of times you've seen a UFO: ____

Number of times you've seen Elvis: ____

Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO: ____ 

Medications you are currently taking: [_] Prozac; [_] Lithium; [_] Zanax; If none, please explain.

So there isa413, may this help, and thy license be approved! Joking aside, reminds me of a funny story... another time.
colorado, Jul 17, 2008 @ 21:30

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