1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.
3. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.
4. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.
5. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."
6. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too.
7. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
8. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
9. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.
12. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.




