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FW: Something only a woman would understand...

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his steely eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with soft murmurs of assurance.

He sank to his knees before her and without a word, smoothly released her from her constraining attire. With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his strong hands to unleash her bare flesh. He expertly guided her through this tender, new territory, boldly taking her to feelings she had never dared to dream of, his movements deliberate, confident in his ability to satisfy her every need. She felt no need to speak, just experience everything he was offering.

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire that had gone unfulfilled for so long. And, just as it seemed that ecstasy was within her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment, she thought, "It's beautiful! but, it will never fit!" Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had been made only for her. As pleasure and contentment washed over her, she met his steady gaze, tears of serenity and gratitude shining in her eyes. And he knew it wouldn't be long before she returned. Oh, yes, this woman would want more from him.....

No wonder women just LOVE SHOPPING FOR SHOES!!

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FW: Something only a woman would understand...

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his steely eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with soft murmurs of assurance.

He sank to his knees before her and without a word, smoothly released her from her constraining attire. With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his strong hands to unleash her bare flesh. He expertly guided her through this tender, new territory, boldly taking her to feelings she had never dared to dream of, his movements deliberate, confident in his ability to satisfy her every need. She felt no need to speak, just experience everything he was offering.

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire that had gone unfulfilled for so long. And, just as it seemed that ecstasy was within her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment, she thought, "It's beautiful! but, it will never fit!" Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had been made only for her. As pleasure and contentment washed over her, she met his steady gaze, tears of serenity and gratitude shining in her eyes. And he knew it wouldn't be long before she returned. Oh, yes, this woman would want more from him.....

No wonder women just LOVE SHOPPING FOR SHOES!!
coloradoJul 23, 2008 @ 02:51

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:blush:...LOL! :laugh:
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:blush:...LOL! :laugh:
YouMeCo, Jul 23, 2008 @ 03:04
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That was SO GOOD! How can I ever thank you Colorado?

.....I know how: I'll buy you a new hat!

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That was SO GOOD! How can I ever thank you Colorado?

.....I know how: I'll buy you a new hat!

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MarmarK, Jul 23, 2008 @ 10:26

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