This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries.... but, now we might have a clue.
If you work too hard.....there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough.....you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If you mention how nice she looks.....you’re lying. If you keep quiet.....you’re indifferent.
If you cry.....you're a wimp. If you don't.....you're an insensitive bastard.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear.....you're a pervert. If you don't.....you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape.....you're a sexist. If you don't.....you're unromantic.
If you buy her flowers.....you're after something. If you don't.....you're not thoughtful.
If she has a headache.....she's tired. If you have a headache.....you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often.....you don’t care about her other needs. If you don't......there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to.
