So, the Olympics are on. Some say, Olympics are the greatest thing because they bring people together. In a different season, some say the same thing about football, or hockey, or frisbee. Now not all of them can be the greatest. Which sport really has the greatest potential for bringing people together? Me thinks its kissing. Here is why:
Anyone can do it. It is easy. Step forward and just do it!
No equipment required. Whether you are wearing business dress, or casual dress, or next to no dress at all, you can go for it.
No time constraints. You can take a quick kiss, or you can kiss slowly and gently for a long time.
No stadiums or fields required. You can kiss in the bedroom, the boardroom, the street corner, and even while sitting with your laptop on a couch watching those other sports.
Kissing is a sport with pretty much no rules. You can kiss however you like, starting with a gentle peck on the face to wherever your deep sense of imagination takes you.
Kissing does not require pre-emptive moves targeting the middle east, far east, mid west, or the deep south. Your moves can be deliberate and pre-announced.
Most types of kissing is not tested on animals. But hey, who are we to judge your fantasies.
Kissing is 100% recyclable and biodegradable. No waste is produced during kissing. So if you really want to help the environment, kiss somebody.
Kissing is fat free, zero sodium, non-GM and its organic. When you kiss somebody, you help yourself.
You can kiss just about everyone... your spouse, your significant other, your friend, your friend with benefits, someone you sort of know but its getting complicated, someone you don’t know. Avoid kissing them all at the same time though.
Kissing can be a Member Activities’ life saver. Next time you are in an activity that is like too full of uncomfortable silences or boring, don't just cook up an excuse and leave. Try this instead: lean over and kiss somebody. Try it. See how it sparks things up.
