If there is one thing we can never have enough of .. especially true of
Indian parents.. that is our sky high expectations of our kids... cant beat
this one ! enjoy ! and take life a little lighter, your kids are human, give them a
hug !

*****

I Don't Care How Famous You Are ....

Mona Lisa's Mother :'After all that money your
father and I spent on braces,
that's the biggest smile you can give us ?'

Columbus's Mother: 'I don't care what
you've discovered, you still could
have written !'

Michaelangelos' Mother:'Can't you paint on
walls like other children?Do you
have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the
ceiling?'

Napoleon's Mother:'All right,if you aren't
hiding your report card inside
your jacket,take your hand out of there and show me.'

Abraham Lincoln's Mother:'Again with the stovepipe
hat?Can't you just wear a
baseball cap like the other kids?'

Mary's Mother:'I'm not upset your lamb followed
you to school,but I would
like to know how he got a better grade than you.

Albert Einstein's Mother:'But it's your senior
picture.Can't you do
something about your hair?Styling
gel,mousse,something...?'

George Washington's Mother:The next time I catch you
throwing money across
the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye.'

Jonah's Mother':'That's a nice story.Now
tell me where you've really been
for the last three days.'

Thomas Edison's Mother:'Of course I'm proud
that you invented the electric
bulb.Now turn it off and get to bed.'

EhsaanFeb 25, 2009 @ 15:59