....Egypt, since it belonged to the Pharoahs....

Ehsaan, Aug 14, 2009 @ 10:13

I shook my head and took a look around, and could not beleive that...

SiteAdmin Oded, Aug 14, 2009 @ 10:27

 because when Oded shook his head and looked around, he was sitting on top of a Pyramid!......

Ehsaan, Aug 14, 2009 @ 10:42

 suddenly Jack appeared out of a cloud.

Maria_, Aug 14, 2009 @ 10:50

 a beautiful egyptian woman appeared from nowhere and toldoded came with me...
hisb12, Aug 14, 2009 @ 10:50

 she was smoking a camel...

Casuistik, Aug 14, 2009 @ 10:57

 she snapped her fingers, and converted the story from the third person back to the first.

hayes, Aug 14, 2009 @ 10:58

 Where am I
David P, Aug 14, 2009 @ 11:01

 blew a perfect smoke ring and said "Follow me to your heart's desire"...
Tasmin67, Aug 14, 2009 @ 10:59

"... but first, there's something you really ought to know about me... "

hayes, Aug 14, 2009 @ 11:04

 wow! can I touch you? said the.......

Ehsaan, Aug 14, 2009 @ 11:15

.. he was about to do something about it, when he saw 2 snails making love. and then...

Ehsaan, Aug 14, 2009 @ 11:25

 he understud that all was about the surviving of species the yin and yen the good and the bad...

hisb12, Aug 14, 2009 @ 11:30

 the beautiful egyptian woman only with a look made the snake submmit to her and be a loyal friend of jack we was so reliefed but at the same time...
hisb12, Aug 14, 2009 @ 11:35

... there was thunder and lightening and...

Ally_Thomas, Aug 14, 2009 @ 11:38

...then it started snowing in Egypt and everybody including the snails...

Ally_Thomas, Aug 14, 2009 @ 11:39

 were frozzen,everyone was turned to a ice statue so jack had to do something .
he decided then to...
hisb12, Aug 14, 2009 @ 11:53

I know her  , I met her  for me as an Egyptian friend for her I wondered how it's happen "  snow in Egypt " Maybe it's a sign!
Mr_gasoline, Aug 14, 2009 @ 12:09

 But the woman, Oded, Jack, the snake and the two snails chorused "that looks like Swiss food to me; we aren't eating that!"

hayes, Aug 14, 2009 @ 12:15

 yes said jack... we better eat portuguese traditional food it s so tasty that you think you are eating ambrosia the food of the olympic gods.

(sorry couldn t resist  hehehe...)
hisb12, Aug 14, 2009 @ 12:22

 In fact Jack was rememberig his great experience in a Portuguese restaurant located in Geneva...
new_concept, Aug 14, 2009 @ 12:27

 when all of the sudden the head of the Geneva Restaurant Association tapped him on the shoulder and said....
Tasmin67, Aug 14, 2009 @ 12:34

 "Oded, look, I think that mystery woman is giving you the eye..."    (phew)

hayes, Aug 14, 2009 @ 12:39

 "Oded, look, I think that mystery woman is giving you the eye..."  

So Oded turned and, enchanted by the mystery woman's blue eyes and raven black hair sent over a bottle of...
Tasmin67, Aug 14, 2009 @ 12:51

chianti, with my compliments madam.... she smiled.. looked at him with a glint in her eye and ..
Karl N, Aug 14, 2009 @ 12:59

 said:" At least the service here is better than in Switzerland.
"madam" replied Oded. "The service anywhere is better than in Switzerland"
brucelawson, Aug 14, 2009 @ 13:22

Ehsaan, Aug 14, 2009 @ 13:32

He was just about to continue his venomous rant about the Swiss when he got brutally interrupted by a sticky and firm hand on his thigh...

charlotta, Aug 14, 2009 @ 13:35

 Upon this, the Beautiful Egyptian lady tossed her raven hair,  and looking him
straight in the eye, she murmured softly in slow, measured words..
TogJay, Aug 14, 2009 @ 13:36

 He turned around and that was Hayes...Hayes said.........

Ehsaan, Aug 14, 2009 @ 13:42

 "Hi, I'm the Richard Gere-o-gram you ordered. And toad, I'll deal with you later".

hayes, Aug 14, 2009 @ 13:46

 to which the toad got annoyed and jumped and....

Ehsaan, Aug 14, 2009 @ 13:51

 yummy!! I love frog legs...said....

Ehsaan, Aug 14, 2009 @ 13:56

 at which point the snails were so shocked that they couldn't continue trying to replenish the snail population and slithered off into...
Tasmin67, Aug 14, 2009 @ 14:09

i've seen you on the glocals site and normally i would let you invite me for a drink but.........glocals is not a dating site so...........

epicure, Aug 14, 2009 @ 14:27

 that do you think about it", he enquired.Taken aback, she took a deep breath
and..
TogJay, Aug 14, 2009 @ 14:34

This revelation was almost too much for her  because she..
TogJay, Aug 14, 2009 @ 15:02

 was the only person in the world to...

Maria_, Aug 14, 2009 @ 15:26

TogJay, Aug 14, 2009 @ 15:27

 have known the exact..
TogJay, Aug 14, 2009 @ 15:28

has the plumber shown up yet?

hayes, Aug 14, 2009 @ 15:29

No said the woman. But instead...

Maria_, Aug 14, 2009 @ 15:37

 maybe you could help me with this..
TogJay, Aug 14, 2009 @ 15:57

 and asked her out for a date, to which she freaked out and said.......
Ehsaan, Aug 14, 2009 @ 17:03

 but then she opened the 1st gift box ...
lea p, Aug 14, 2009 @ 17:29

 and couldn't believe her eyes because..
TogJay, Aug 14, 2009 @ 17:45

 inside the box there was a photograph...

Maria_, Aug 14, 2009 @ 17:50

 (lets spicy it up a bit)

of the postman naked with....

Maria_, Aug 14, 2009 @ 17:51

 Richard Gere, one toad, and a roll of electrical tape.

hayes, Aug 14, 2009 @ 17:52

Richard Gere was naked in the picture too....

It was a picture of Gere and the postman making.....
Ehsaan, Aug 14, 2009 @ 17:56

 Also in the box, there was

Maria_, Aug 14, 2009 @ 17:58

 because it was quite clear that he and Gere shared the same obsession..
TogJay, Aug 14, 2009 @ 18:13

 The picture suddenly came to life and the girl was...

Maria_, Aug 15, 2009 @ 01:38

Minutes passed but they felt like weeks. Nobody spoke but all faces told the same story. Could it really be true? they wondered. Has Whovian really left us here? Alone atop this pyramid / Genevois restaurant to face the unknown alone, without his knowledge and leadership skills.

hayes, Aug 15, 2009 @ 08:05

"Hi! I'm back!" exclaimed Whovian. And there was much rejoicing.

hayes, Aug 15, 2009 @ 08:12

 each evening at sunset, he ..
TogJay, Aug 15, 2009 @ 08:53

...entertained the rag-tag group of travellers with tales. Battles won and lost; women won and discarded. But the brave facade quickly became clear to most. How dare that cybermen/darlek collaboration overpower him like that? Kick him out of his own Tardis in front of his peers and the woman who loved him, in a time and place so despicable: 2009 Geneva where the restaurants and the service are... oh you all know about that... How dare they leave in his own Tardis? The machine that he had constructed with his own loving hands. And how dare they change the "Wha Wha Wha" siren  to "See you later alligator" (Bill Haley and His Comets version, obv)? Oh he would get them. How he would make them pay.


hayes, Aug 15, 2009 @ 08:56

 the postman finds richard gere and together with...

Maria_, Aug 15, 2009 @ 13:14

 Whovian manage to  jointly put together an Ikea  triple wardrobe in less
than 1 hour (with breaks) then unfortunately it appears that fate can not be escaped and in fact
what will happen is..
TogJay, Aug 15, 2009 @ 13:18

 they will have to pay for someone to put it together because....

Maria_, Aug 15, 2009 @ 13:33

 And they run to the door and what do they see! The beautiful lady is back! She enters the house and effortlessly puts the wardrobe together because she obviously is perfect in any way ;) The men are amazed and they promise to do whatever she wants. She looks at them and...

Maria_, Aug 15, 2009 @ 14:13

TogJay, Aug 15, 2009 @ 14:30

TogJay, Aug 15, 2009 @ 14:30

 with a slight smile, pulls a list from her back jeans pocket.Clearing her throat
delicately she is just about to speak, when from behing them all there is a loud bang and a puff
of smoke.Turning around in alarm what should meet their eyes but..
TogJay, Aug 15, 2009 @ 14:31

 And then it started raining and Whovian woke up. "Damn that was a vivid dream" he said. "I thought i was dead! Thank God im not!!"
His phone started ringing. He looked at the screen and the caller was...

Maria_, Aug 15, 2009 @ 15:22

[ Plot note:  Since the Tardis had been stolen by Cybermen and Daleks, Whovian can't have got into it. This must be some kind of rip in the space-time continuum or maybe a future echo. Perhaps a dream or premenition of one of the characters. There's no was such continuity holes can exist within this story. ]

hayes, Aug 15, 2009 @ 15:32

So Whovian cannot be dead!!!

Ok lets continue...

The caller was Catwoman (i run out of ideas and i have cats ok??) saying she sent a video. Whovian checked and in the video Catwoman was playing with...



Maria_, Aug 15, 2009 @ 15:50

NO

Maria_, Aug 15, 2009 @ 16:10

 There was much consternation from the assembled company.. What on
earth (or rather multi-universe) had happened to the dear Doctor Whovian?
 For he had seemed well nigh bent on his own destruction for at least the
last 3 pages..What could they do to  reverse this unfortunate
occurrence. Suddenly someone had a good idea what that would be..
TogJay, Aug 15, 2009 @ 16:07

 "Lisn'up" said RIchard Gere, putting the the rather sick looking snail back on the ground. "Once you start playing with nature in this way, anything can happen. We've only been here for a few days but the journeys that that Tardes has embarked upon could have come to millions of years. At this time, Whovian is alive in other places, and by same virue in this place, Whovian is alive at many other times. The Tardis was only destroyed in this singular timeline and there are an infinty of others. All possiblities and all futures are possible, just through collapsing the wavefunction in a single decision. All possible pasts and futures are still an option and the Whovian in other times and places knows this too. We know that Whovian would never want to leave us; afterall, he's a caring man and knows that left to our own devices it would be Lord of the Flies within 45 mintues. Somewhere in one of those realities he is trying to get to us -- I know he is -- and right now we need him like never before. Now we need to think. Think Goddamnit, how can we get him back?"

[ Feel free to invoke Marty McFly if needs be... ]

hayes, Aug 15, 2009 @ 16:29

 I am thinking about it... good question.
There is some possibilities... May be we could try to connect with him in one of his dreams. I remember what i was dreaming tonight. There was a killer. A serial one. I know him. But I was afraid to die too and had to help him to finish the crime. Although, finally,  me and a friend could bring the police to the place where he was trying to kill a lot of people. Suddenly the people were transformed into spagettis. Anyway, the police was there and the spagettis were sound and safe...

I can try to dream about Whovian today. Tonight I mean. But I can not guarantee any results.. may be I will just see all that little animals he liked to take photos of.
(just in case, no,  i don't consum any kind of drugs).
Mischkina, Aug 15, 2009 @ 17:51

 So while having a sandwich.....
Arnovd, Aug 17, 2009 @ 17:19

 a dragon appeared out of nowere


Maria_, Aug 17, 2009 @ 17:21

 The dragon was seeking a candidate for charming prince... His job was to put him to the test..
new_concept, Aug 17, 2009 @ 19:35

 to win Maria's heart :P

bit difficult though because...

Maria_, Aug 17, 2009 @ 19:52

 of the traps surrounding the tower. However, the most difficult task and one
the dragon was sworn not to reveal was to lift the curse that was laid on
Princess Maria by Hrelga the Unhappy. At the stroke of midnight...
Alfredo F, Aug 17, 2009 @ 20:26