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Whoa!! This has to be reined in.


 


 In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in







their home cooked burgers.
Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are “small
amounts” of horse meat in their burgers.






Tesco is a big supermarket chain in the UK






Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers'  contained
30% horse meat, these quips hit the internet …


 


 









“I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse..... I guess Tesco just listened!

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
So I had £5 each way!

Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night ...
I still have a bit between my teeth.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco.
Her condition is said to be stable.

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF"

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers,
as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

Said to the missus, These Tesco burgers give me the trots....

"To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....

A cow walks into a bar.
Barman says, "Why the long face?"
Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit....
Talk about flogging a dead horse




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Whoa!! This has to be reined in.


 


 In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in







their home cooked burgers.
Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are “small
amounts” of horse meat in their burgers.






Tesco is a big supermarket chain in the UK






Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers'  contained
30% horse meat, these quips hit the internet …


 


 









“I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse..... I guess Tesco just listened!

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
So I had £5 each way!

Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night ...
I still have a bit between my teeth.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco.
Her condition is said to be stable.

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF"

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers,
as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

Said to the missus, These Tesco burgers give me the trots....

"To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....

A cow walks into a bar.
Barman says, "Why the long face?"
Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit....
Talk about flogging a dead horse





Jeffery SMay 29, 2017 @ 01:49
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well jeff, it's better than having a pun in the oven!

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well jeff, it's better than having a pun in the oven!


epicure, May 29, 2017 @ 09:38
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after eating a tesco burger, a man became severly hoarse! woaw!!

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after eating a tesco burger, a man became severly hoarse! woaw!!


epicure, May 29, 2017 @ 09:40
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How did we get saddled with you Epicure !!

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How did we get saddled with you Epicure !!


Jeffery S, May 29, 2017 @ 10:19
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How did we get saddled with you Epicure !!


May 29, 17 10:19

Oh,  Jeff, what a pundit you are!


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Oh,  Jeff, what a pundit you are!


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Ritchie, May 29, 2017 @ 16:32
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