Aight.
The short of it is that I need a charger for a MacBook -- the annoying rectangular magnetic connection -- and I need it today.
The stupidness of it is that, thanks to my infinite drunkenness last night, mine is now in 2 pieces.
There's not a hope of a shop being open today, is there. Or? Got any ideas? I can (a) buy your spare (b) borrow yours in some cafe (if one is open) while I buy you drinks and dazzle you with conversation (c) do pretty much anything else that leads to me having 4 hours of battery life tomorrow morning.
For the boring details, read on...
The desperation of it is that all the shops are shut, obv. I have to fly tomorrow at 11am, be at the airport by 9h30 or something and won't be able to get down to a shop and be at the airport on time. Making matters worse, I have to give a conference talk on Monday morning and, me being me, this talk is not yet written. My plan was to cobble it together from old talks on the flight, but with 0% battery and no charger, this is not really a possibility. I guess it's conceivable that I could get one in the airport but I doubt I could give it sufficient juice in time. It's hard to imagine worse timing for this.
Oh bollocks.



