Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.

While he is on a tour  of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.

The undertaker tells the American Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have  him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100.

'The American Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a few minutes.

They  come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him  home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?

The American Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here,  and three days later he rose from the dead.

We just can't take the risk

A businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up the drop dead,

gorgeous flight attendant: “What is your name?”
 
Flight Attendant:   “Angela Benz, sir”
 
Businessman:          “Lovely name ... any relation to Mercedes Benz?”
 
Flight Attendant:   “Yes sir, very close”
 
Businessman:           “How close?”
 
Flight Attendant:    “Same price”