It came to my attention today that I'd been slack in not posting JOTD for a few days now, so here's a Friday smackdown to catch up!
A man was walking along the road, when he heard chanting coming from behind a tall wooden fence. "13 13 13 13 13 13," the people were saying. "13 13 13 13 13 13," they were getting louder.
Intrigued, the man tried to see over the fence, but it was too high. "13 13 13."
The people had speeded up. "13 13 13."
The man was now desperate to see what was happening. "13 13 13."
There, a small knot hole. "13 13 13."
The man pushed his face against the fence, and looked through the hole. "13 13 13."
Then a finger poked him in the eye!
"14 14 14 14 14 14."
A guy was at the local dance and he asks a girl to dance.
"OK," she replies.
"What's your name?" he asks.
"Franny," she replies.
"That's a nice name, Fanny," he says.
"NO, NO, NO, it's Franny, Fanny with an R."
"OK, sorry," he replies and they carry on dancing. Later on, at the end of the evening, he says, "Can I take you out on a date, Fanny?"
"Look," she says. "It's Franny, Fanny with an R."
He apologises again.
She agrees to meet him the following week, but she insists, "You must remember my name - don't forget Fanny with an R."
All that week the guy is looking forward to the date and trying really hard to remember her name, saying to himself, "Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R."
The weekend arrives and it's time to pick her up for the date. Walking up to the house, he is still saying to himself, "Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R." He knocks on the door and her father answers.
"Hello," he says, smiling. "Is CRUNT in please?"
and just a few ski/snowboard instructor jokes to keep it nice and clean:
What is the difference between a beginner snowboarder and a snowboard instructor?
3 Days
What do you call a snowboard instructor with no girlfriend?
Homeless
If you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver?
Officer
How many ski instructorsdoes it take to change a light bulb?
Ten, one to screw it in and the other 9 to stand around saying nice turns
How many ski instructorsdoes it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they screw in the hot tub
How do you know in a crowded bar if you are standing next to a ski instructor?
He will tell you
What is the difference between god and a ski instructor?
God doesn't think he is a ski instructor
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Apr 21, 2006 @ 19:16
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It came to my attention today that I'd been slack in not posting JOTD for a few days now, so here's a Friday smackdown to catch up!
A man was walking along the road, when he heard chanting coming from behind a tall wooden fence. "13 13 13 13 13 13," the people were saying. "13 13 13 13 13 13," they were getting louder.
Intrigued, the man tried to see over the fence, but it was too high. "13 13 13."
The people had speeded up. "13 13 13."
The man was now desperate to see what was happening. "13 13 13."
There, a small knot hole. "13 13 13."
The man pushed his face against the fence, and looked through the hole. "13 13 13."
Then a finger poked him in the eye!
"14 14 14 14 14 14."
A guy was at the local dance and he asks a girl to dance.
"OK," she replies.
"What's your name?" he asks.
"Franny," she replies.
"That's a nice name, Fanny," he says.
"NO, NO, NO, it's Franny, Fanny with an R."
"OK, sorry," he replies and they carry on dancing. Later on, at the end of the evening, he says, "Can I take you out on a date, Fanny?"
"Look," she says. "It's Franny, Fanny with an R."
He apologises again.
She agrees to meet him the following week, but she insists, "You must remember my name - don't forget Fanny with an R."
All that week the guy is looking forward to the date and trying really hard to remember her name, saying to himself, "Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R."
The weekend arrives and it's time to pick her up for the date. Walking up to the house, he is still saying to himself, "Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R." He knocks on the door and her father answers.
"Hello," he says, smiling. "Is CRUNT in please?"
and just a few ski/snowboard instructor jokes to keep it nice and clean:
What is the difference between a beginner snowboarder and a snowboard instructor?
3 Days
What do you call a snowboard instructor with no girlfriend?
Homeless
If you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver?
Officer
How many ski instructorsdoes it take to change a light bulb?
Ten, one to screw it in and the other 9 to stand around saying nice turns
How many ski instructorsdoes it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they screw in the hot tub
How do you know in a crowded bar if you are standing next to a ski instructor?
He will tell you
What is the difference between god and a ski instructor?
God doesn't think he is a ski instructor
BrogstaApr 21, 2006 @ 19:16
A man was walking along the road, when he heard chanting coming from behind a tall wooden fence. "13 13 13 13 13 13," the people were saying. "13 13 13 13 13 13," they were getting louder.
Intrigued, the man tried to see over the fence, but it was too high. "13 13 13."
The people had speeded up. "13 13 13."
The man was now desperate to see what was happening. "13 13 13."
There, a small knot hole. "13 13 13."
The man pushed his face against the fence, and looked through the hole. "13 13 13."
Then a finger poked him in the eye!
"14 14 14 14 14 14."
A guy was at the local dance and he asks a girl to dance.
"OK," she replies.
"What's your name?" he asks.
"Franny," she replies.
"That's a nice name, Fanny," he says.
"NO, NO, NO, it's Franny, Fanny with an R."
"OK, sorry," he replies and they carry on dancing. Later on, at the end of the evening, he says, "Can I take you out on a date, Fanny?"
"Look," she says. "It's Franny, Fanny with an R."
He apologises again.
She agrees to meet him the following week, but she insists, "You must remember my name - don't forget Fanny with an R."
All that week the guy is looking forward to the date and trying really hard to remember her name, saying to himself, "Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R."
The weekend arrives and it's time to pick her up for the date. Walking up to the house, he is still saying to himself, "Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R." He knocks on the door and her father answers.
"Hello," he says, smiling. "Is CRUNT in please?"
and just a few ski/snowboard instructor jokes to keep it nice and clean:
What is the difference between a beginner snowboarder and a snowboard instructor?
3 Days
What do you call a snowboard instructor with no girlfriend?
Homeless
If you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver?
Officer
How many ski instructorsdoes it take to change a light bulb?
Ten, one to screw it in and the other 9 to stand around saying nice turns
How many ski instructorsdoes it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they screw in the hot tub
How do you know in a crowded bar if you are standing next to a ski instructor?
He will tell you
What is the difference between god and a ski instructor?
God doesn't think he is a ski instructor
BrogstaApr 21, 2006 @ 19:16
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