A married man just spent the whole afternoon in adultery with his secretary. He takes a look at his watch and realizes that it's 8PM, as his wife was expecting him for 7PM for dinner.
He jumps into his clothes in a hurry, and while he hastingly tries to make a proper knot with his tie, his mistress asks:
"Honey, I'm sorry, I didn't see the time fly! Can I help in any way?"
"Erm... Well...," The man answers "Fetch my shoes, go in the garden and rub them in the dirt!"
She does it (a bit surprised), brings the shoes back, and kisses her lover on the doorstep.
The man drives back home, and as he was about to open the door, his legitimate spouse opens it, with an angry look on her face
"You're late! Where were you?!? I was waiting for you... I came back from work early this evening to cook something for you!" she says.
The man answers: "Allright, Dear, I'm not gonna lie to you. I was with my secretary during the afternoon, making love to her in every possible position and ways, and did not see the time pass"
The wife roars:
"Don't take me for a fool! Look at your shoes: you've been late playing golf again!"

Hm... To be meditated.

Syd.
Syd_BrownOct 2, 2007 @ 15:59