FOR THE LADIES
FIFTEEN PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM,
SISTERS, DAUGHTERS, GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES,
AUNTS AND GIRLFRIENDS
1. Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well: they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him “cheque books.”
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes. It means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
