George Bush, Chinese President, Penelope Cruz and Sonia Gandhi
are traveling in a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. Everybody was sitting there
looking perplexed.
Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an
apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says
anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy over Penelope Cruz.
Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper
that she slapped him.
Penelope Cruz is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and
got slapped.
Bush is thinking:
Damn it. The Chinese President must have tried to kiss
Penelope Cruz.
She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
The Chinese President is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another
kissing sound and slap Bush again
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Joke: Bush and three others in a train
Nov 11, 2007 @ 13:57
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George Bush, Chinese President, Penelope Cruz and Sonia Gandhi
are traveling in a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. Everybody was sitting there
looking perplexed.
Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an
apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says
anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy over Penelope Cruz.
Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper
that she slapped him.
Penelope Cruz is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and
got slapped.
Bush is thinking:
Damn it. The Chinese President must have tried to kiss
Penelope Cruz.
She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
The Chinese President is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another
kissing sound and slap Bush again
Bustan_ANov 11, 2007 @ 13:57
are traveling in a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. Everybody was sitting there
looking perplexed.
Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an
apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says
anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy over Penelope Cruz.
Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper
that she slapped him.
Penelope Cruz is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and
got slapped.
Bush is thinking:
Damn it. The Chinese President must have tried to kiss
Penelope Cruz.
She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
The Chinese President is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another
kissing sound and slap Bush again
Bustan_ANov 11, 2007 @ 13:57
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Post 1
Nov 11, 2007 @ 14:57
so, who kissed who, who slapped who?
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so, who kissed who, who slapped who?
YouMeCo, Nov 11, 2007 @ 14:57
YouMeCo, Nov 11, 2007 @ 14:57
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Nov 11, 2007 @ 17:11
they'll love it. Thanks for the laugh. V.
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they'll love it. Thanks for the laugh. V.
Translator, Nov 11, 2007 @ 17:11
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Nov 13, 2007 @ 14:43
Was in the train in the channel between france and england, after the rugby world cup, the frenchman used the night to slap the english guy because he's frustrated after the game, with also a cute norvegian girl sitting there.
Remy
Remy
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Was in the train in the channel between france and england, after the rugby world cup, the frenchman used the night to slap the english guy because he's frustrated after the game, with also a cute norvegian girl sitting there.
Remy
RemyS, Nov 13, 2007 @ 14:43
Remy
RemyS, Nov 13, 2007 @ 14:43
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