Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep
coma.
After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that
she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies
are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened
immediately - your brother came in and named them.
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brother...he's a
fecking, clueless, gobsh*te!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor.
Paddy's sister is somewhat relieved "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess
I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise."
Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew"
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Aug 29, 2007 @ 12:46
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Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep
coma.
After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that
she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies
are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened
immediately - your brother came in and named them.
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brother...he's a
fecking, clueless, gobsh*te!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor.
Paddy's sister is somewhat relieved "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess
I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise."
Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew"
Stef__GrannyAug 29, 2007 @ 12:46
coma.
After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that
she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies
are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened
immediately - your brother came in and named them.
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brother...he's a
fecking, clueless, gobsh*te!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor.
Paddy's sister is somewhat relieved "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess
I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise."
Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew"
Stef__GrannyAug 29, 2007 @ 12:46
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Aug 29, 2007 @ 15:23
but I expect a post any second now from Charlie, asking you to explain the joke.
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but I expect a post any second now from Charlie, asking you to explain the joke.
Nir Ofek, Aug 29, 2007 @ 15:23
Nir Ofek, Aug 29, 2007 @ 15:23
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Aug 30, 2007 @ 12:59
good joke Stef...
heres one I heard yesterday in Frankfurt...(not told by a German I hasten to add)...
Man : I have a problem I think my wife is dead.
Police : Oh dear, thats terrible.... you say you "think" your wife is dead? How?
Man: I dont know, but Im pretty sure shes dead.
Police : well what makes you think that?
Man: To be honest the sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink.
heres one I heard yesterday in Frankfurt...(not told by a German I hasten to add)...
Man : I have a problem I think my wife is dead.
Police : Oh dear, thats terrible.... you say you "think" your wife is dead? How?
Man: I dont know, but Im pretty sure shes dead.
Police : well what makes you think that?
Man: To be honest the sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink.
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good joke Stef...
heres one I heard yesterday in Frankfurt...(not told by a German I hasten to add)...
Man : I have a problem I think my wife is dead.
Police : Oh dear, thats terrible.... you say you "think" your wife is dead? How?
Man: I dont know, but Im pretty sure shes dead.
Police : well what makes you think that?
Man: To be honest the sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink.
Charlie, Aug 30, 2007 @ 12:59
heres one I heard yesterday in Frankfurt...(not told by a German I hasten to add)...
Man : I have a problem I think my wife is dead.
Police : Oh dear, thats terrible.... you say you "think" your wife is dead? How?
Man: I dont know, but Im pretty sure shes dead.
Police : well what makes you think that?
Man: To be honest the sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink.
Charlie, Aug 30, 2007 @ 12:59
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Aug 30, 2007 @ 13:11
Here's a short variation on this theme
A man and his wife are making love, when the man asks
"Honey, did I hurt you?"
"No, darling. Why?" she answers
"Well you moved"...
Syd.
A man and his wife are making love, when the man asks
"Honey, did I hurt you?"
"No, darling. Why?" she answers
"Well you moved"...
Syd.
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Here's a short variation on this theme
A man and his wife are making love, when the man asks
"Honey, did I hurt you?"
"No, darling. Why?" she answers
"Well you moved"...
Syd.
Syd_Brown, Aug 30, 2007 @ 13:11
A man and his wife are making love, when the man asks
"Honey, did I hurt you?"
"No, darling. Why?" she answers
"Well you moved"...
Syd.
Syd_Brown, Aug 30, 2007 @ 13:11
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Aug 30, 2007 @ 13:50
LOL
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Sep 1, 2007 @ 16:50
(is your girlfriend reading this?)
