A woman comes home and sees her boyfriend running in their flat waving a fly swat. He jogs to her and kisses her.
"Well, she mocks, I can see you're using well your afternoon off, Darling"
"Ha-ha. Very funny. I just couldn't stand these little flying bastards buzzing around... Once you get some practice, the fly-swat is quite a powerful tool: I got five flies. Three of them were males, and the two others were females"
"Wow, how d'you know that?" the woman asks, puzzled.
"Easy. The three males landed on my beer, and the two females were on the phone..."
;-P
Syd.
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Joke: the Flies
Oct 15, 2007 @ 13:19
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A woman comes home and sees her boyfriend running in their flat waving a fly swat. He jogs to her and kisses her.
"Well, she mocks, I can see you're using well your afternoon off, Darling"
"Ha-ha. Very funny. I just couldn't stand these little flying bastards buzzing around... Once you get some practice, the fly-swat is quite a powerful tool: I got five flies. Three of them were males, and the two others were females"
"Wow, how d'you know that?" the woman asks, puzzled.
"Easy. The three males landed on my beer, and the two females were on the phone..."
;-P
Syd.
Syd_BrownOct 15, 2007 @ 13:19
"Well, she mocks, I can see you're using well your afternoon off, Darling"
"Ha-ha. Very funny. I just couldn't stand these little flying bastards buzzing around... Once you get some practice, the fly-swat is quite a powerful tool: I got five flies. Three of them were males, and the two others were females"
"Wow, how d'you know that?" the woman asks, puzzled.
"Easy. The three males landed on my beer, and the two females were on the phone..."
;-P
Syd.
Syd_BrownOct 15, 2007 @ 13:19
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Oct 15, 2007 @ 13:27
hehehe (nt)
