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"Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely and didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam thought a moment and asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
Have a nice day (and see you all saturday eve)
Syd.
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Joke: the choice of Adam
Oct 23, 2007 @ 17:26
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I found that on the net. I have no idea if it already appeared on this forum, but I find it good...
"Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely and didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam thought a moment and asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
Have a nice day (and see you all saturday eve)
Syd.
Syd_BrownOct 23, 2007 @ 17:26
"Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely and didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam thought a moment and asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
Have a nice day (and see you all saturday eve)
Syd.
Syd_BrownOct 23, 2007 @ 17:26
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Re: Joke: the choice of Adam
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Oct 23, 2007 @ 18:11
it's old sweetie! but good ;) (nt)
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it's old sweetie! but good ;) (nt)
Minda, Oct 23, 2007 @ 18:11
Minda, Oct 23, 2007 @ 18:11
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Oct 25, 2007 @ 02:36
well, yes - you get what you've paid for :) (nt)
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well, yes - you get what you've paid for :) (nt)
extremal, Oct 25, 2007 @ 02:36
extremal, Oct 25, 2007 @ 02:36
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