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Ken is 50!
Feb 3, 2011 @ 08:32
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Feb 3, 2011 @ 08:45
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Feb 3, 2011 @ 13:29
Buying a Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls."
Sorry Ken.
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Buying a Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls."
Sorry Ken.
Poster, Feb 3, 2011 @ 13:29
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Feb 3, 2011 @ 13:46
Hi Poster, THANKS for the LAUGH! 
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Feb 3, 2011 @ 14:53
Buying a Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls."
Sorry Ken.
Feb 3, 11 13:29
it would be funny were it not soo true and close to home.... (sigh)
(nice one P)
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it would be funny were it not soo true and close to home.... (sigh)
(nice one P)
Charlie, Feb 3, 2011 @ 14:53
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Feb 3, 2011 @ 20:50
Feb 3, 11 08:32
"You can tell if its Matell, its swell" - who wrote this crap!!!! thanks for another enlightened moment!! :-)
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"You can tell if its Matell, its swell" - who wrote this crap!!!! thanks for another enlightened moment!! :-)
jasper, Feb 3, 2011 @ 20:50
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Feb 3, 2011 @ 21:04
"You can tell if its Matell, its swell" - who wrote this crap!!!! thanks for another enlightened moment!! :-)
Feb 3, 11 20:50
Feb 3, 11 20:50
Hoooooge apologies - was still logged in as Jasper when sent reply - but the sentiments are the same and I'm sure Jasper would agree - a hundred apologies!!! Major oops!!
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Hoooooge apologies - was still logged in as Jasper when sent reply - but the sentiments are the same and I'm sure Jasper would agree - a hundred apologies!!! Major oops!!
Carolyn C, Feb 3, 2011 @ 21:04
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Feb 7, 2011 @ 06:26
The older he gets the younger he looks. I'm jealous but just wait till he hits 51!
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The older he gets the younger he looks. I'm jealous but just wait till he hits 51!
Marksist, Feb 7, 2011 @ 06:26
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