Ok since there are many insomniacs here, lets play a game. I start a story and the next person continues. Just a line or two. Could be fun
Here we go.
At the middle of the night there was a loud noise outside. The woman woke up suddenly. "Whats that noise?" she though. She got up, opened the bedroom door and there on the floor there was....
Ok since there are many insomniacs here, lets play a game. I start a story and the next person continues. Just a line or two. Could be fun
Here we go.
At the middle of the night there was a loud noise outside. The woman woke up suddenly. "Whats that noise?" she though. She got up, opened the bedroom door and there on the floor there was....
a stack of money with two googly eyes on it and the song playing in the background "somebody's watching".
a stack of money with two googly eyes on it and the song playing in the background "somebody's watching".
So the woman, who's name was Maria, thought to herself:
But suddenly, she turned around, because...
...because she heard say 'hello Maria'. She jumped, because she was supposed to be alone in the house!
So she turned around, and to her horror she saw:
...because she heard say 'hello Maria'. She jumped, because she was supposed to be alone in the house!
So she turned around, and to her horror she saw:
The Easter bunny dressed as...
Freddy Kruger, from the 'Nightmare on Elm Street' movies...
But surprisingly, Maria found herself aroused by the Easter-Bunny-Freddy-Kruger creature. So she...
But surprisingly, Maria found herself aroused by the Easter-Bunny-Freddy-Kruger creature. So she...
run quickly and jumped on him!! Then together they....
Then together they made mad love all night, but only in her dreams.
In reality, as soon as Maria jumped the Bunny-Kruger thing, the thing took a step back, and said:
Then together they made mad love all night, but only in her dreams.
In reality, as soon as Maria jumped the Bunny-Kruger thing, the thing took a step back, and said:
What the hell are you doing? I´m a gay Bunny-Kruger thing!!
And Maria said:
What the hell are you doing? I´m a gay Bunny-Kruger thing!!
And Maria said:
And Maria said: "well in that case, let me introduce you to SiteAdmin".
And Maria said: "well in that case, let me introduce you to SiteAdmin".
So she opened the closet and sitting on a pile of clothes there was...
there was Hayes from glocals.
Hayes said: "Well, seems there's some debate going on over here, so I want to participate". Hayes then continued:
there was Hayes from glocals.
Hayes said: "Well, seems there's some debate going on over here, so I want to participate". Hayes then continued:
"but if any of you are intelligen, i'll stay out it it. it's not good for me."
"but if any of you are intelligen, i'll stay out it it. it's not good for me."
"Because I have better things to do as heavy weight champion of the world."
and then :
"Because I have better things to do as heavy weight champion of the world."
and then :
and then Maria said: "but Hayes, the world champ boxer is called Haye, not Hayes. So you're not him, and you're just Hayes from glocals!".
For the 1st time in his life, Hayes from glocals did not have a reply. Until one did come to him, and he said:
and then Maria said: "but Hayes, the world champ boxer is called Haye, not Hayes. So you're not him, and you're just Hayes from glocals!".
For the 1st time in his life, Hayes from glocals did not have a reply. Until one did come to him, and he said:
"The truth is I'm just the local milkman and then sobbed."
Maria replied :
"The truth is I'm just the local milkman and then sobbed."
Maria replied :
Dont worry i like milk. So Hayes looked up and...
...had tears in his eyes as he ...
woke up; it was all just a weird and crazy implausible dream! Then he is shocked after he signs in to glocals.com and reads these comments....
woke up; it was all just a weird and crazy implausible dream! Then he is shocked after he signs in to glocals.com and reads these comments....
What is going on? he said. He got up and like in his dream he sees...
...he sees an amazing colourful light slowly descending on the mountain that is situated in front of his house. When he stepped out of the house to get a better look......
...he sees an amazing colourful light slowly descending on the mountain that is situated in front of his house. When he stepped out of the house to get a better look......
Maria came in the room and said "Come on lets go out!!"
Hayes them with a big smile replied....
Maria came in the room and said "Come on lets go out!!"
Hayes them with a big smile replied....
Let's go to a Glocals new members drinks and ask Lolly to introduce us all as worldwide heroes and pretend to be different people than we are so everyone will like us more than they should.
Let's go to a Glocals new members drinks and ask Lolly to introduce us all as worldwide heroes and pretend to be different people than we are so everyone will like us more than they should.
At the glocals new members drinks they introduced themselves and made a lot of friends. They gulped pints of beer , consumed vin rouge/blanc with an empty stomach ! and they started speaking in frenchlish :" Je suis drunk, je suis contente, je suis celibataire, je suis chereche nouvelle coupin!"....and then suddenly....
At the glocals new members drinks they introduced themselves and made a lot of friends. They gulped pints of beer , consumed vin rouge/blanc with an empty stomach ! and they started speaking in frenchlish :" Je suis drunk, je suis contente, je suis celibataire, je suis chereche nouvelle coupin!"....and then suddenly....
...the Rabbi and the priest in the corner, who had been peacefully discussing the recent referendum on minarets...
...the Rabbi and the priest in the corner, who had been peacefully discussing the recent referendum on minarets...
looked up, saw them both drunk and became very angry. Hayes tried to defend himself. "It wasnt me" he said. "Actually is the fault of..."
looked up, saw them both drunk and became very angry. Hayes tried to defend himself. "It wasnt me" he said. "Actually is the fault of..."
...my brother! He obliged me to watch Fatal Attraction (you know, with Glenn Close as the bunny-killer!) when I was a kid, so now I am scared-stiff of bunnies!"
...my brother! He obliged me to watch Fatal Attraction (you know, with Glenn Close as the bunny-killer!) when I was a kid, so now I am scared-stiff of bunnies!"
The bunnies said, " oh wait a second"!
"Don't you mean the USMC and the NFL wanted the entire world to send toys for Toys For tots so the world would think america's children were their own, especially asian children and technological toys as the asians make up half of the world's population".
The bunnies said, " oh wait a second"!
"Don't you mean the USMC and the NFL wanted the entire world to send toys for Toys For tots so the world would think america's children were their own, especially asian children and technological toys as the asians make up half of the world's population".
Then the christmas fairy said,
I actually don't like bunnies, they have fangs and and their ethics and morals are pitiful as they leave their pellets everywhere they hop!
The Bunny retorted, "Ethis and morals? you are the one who wears a tutu like you were working?
Then the christmas fairy said,
I actually don't like bunnies, they have fangs and and their ethics and morals are pitiful as they leave their pellets everywhere they hop!
The Bunny retorted, "Ethis and morals? you are the one who wears a tutu like you were working?
The Christmas fairy got angry but before she was able to reply, the tooth fairy got in the room. "Hey what are you doing?" she said. "Im supposed to be the only fairy in this story!". The Christmas fairy laughed. "No way, i have a contract with the story people!". She looked at the contract and it was signed by Hayes, who then...
The Christmas fairy got angry but before she was able to reply, the tooth fairy got in the room. "Hey what are you doing?" she said. "Im supposed to be the only fairy in this story!". The Christmas fairy laughed. "No way, i have a contract with the story people!". She looked at the contract and it was signed by Hayes, who then...
admitted "OK, I screwed up. I was a bit drunk. What are you having guys?"
admitted "OK, I screwed up. I was a bit drunk. What are you having guys?"
