Not sure how much it costs to book a double-bed suite on the new Airbus A380 but any couples who do so in the hope of some romantic Mile High Club fun may wish to check the small print. It has been alledged that couples may, errrrr....."be discouraged from enjoying certain pleasures or marital rights while aboard the aircraft". No idea how airlines might enforce that rule!
Perhaps next to the "Fasten Seatbelts" sign there will also be a sign that flashes on saying "Fasten Trousers"?
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Oct 31, 2007 @ 17:40
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Not sure how much it costs to book a double-bed suite on the new Airbus A380 but any couples who do so in the hope of some romantic Mile High Club fun may wish to check the small print. It has been alledged that couples may, errrrr....."be discouraged from enjoying certain pleasures or marital rights while aboard the aircraft". No idea how airlines might enforce that rule!
Perhaps next to the "Fasten Seatbelts" sign there will also be a sign that flashes on saying "Fasten Trousers"?
philOct 31, 2007 @ 17:40
Perhaps next to the "Fasten Seatbelts" sign there will also be a sign that flashes on saying "Fasten Trousers"?
philOct 31, 2007 @ 17:40
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Oct 31, 2007 @ 18:30
...IR & volumetric movement detectors with a software that can identify the various rhythmical movements proper to such activities... no idea who wrote the programming but field testing it must have been sheer fun lol
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...IR & volumetric movement detectors with a software that can identify the various rhythmical movements proper to such activities... no idea who wrote the programming but field testing it must have been sheer fun lol
swisskiss, Oct 31, 2007 @ 18:30
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Mar 1, 2008 @ 16:48
[quote][b]phil (31/10/2007)[/b][hr]Not sure how much it costs to book a double-bed suite on the new Airbus A380 but any couples who do so in the hope of some romantic Mile High Club fun may wish to check the small print. It has been alledged that couples may, errrrr....."be discouraged from enjoying certain pleasures or marital rights while aboard the aircraft". No idea how airlines might enforce that rule!
Perhaps next to the "Fasten Seatbelts" sign there will also be a sign that flashes on saying "Fasten Trousers"?[/quote]
Perhaps next to the "Fasten Seatbelts" sign there will also be a sign that flashes on saying "Fasten Trousers"?[/quote]
So true!
Singapore Airlines has been flying A380 from Sydney to Singapore for about three months now. Starting March 18, they will add A380 route from Singapore to London. Six R-Class suites... with double bed, designer sheets and the bubbly-on-demand.
But couples must hold back some things. Apparently, the management worries some folks might get noisy in the act; how will the aaahhhhs and uuummm and other noises affect the fellow passengers and flight attendants?
Here are comments from the first flight...
Singapore Airlines: If couples engage in inappropriate activities, we will kindly request them to stop. There are acceptable and unacceptable things on an airplane. The same rules apply in the double suites as in the rest of the airplane.
In response to this policy, Australian couple Tony and Julie Elwood who were one of the couples with tickets to the double-bed suite said: We don't understand. They give you a double bed, privacy and loads of champagne but won't allow you the most natural act that follows.
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[quote][b]phil (31/10/2007)[/b][hr]Not sure how much it costs to book a double-bed suite on the new Airbus A380 but any couples who do so in the hope of some romantic Mile High Club fun may wish to check the small print. It has been alledged that couples may, errrrr....."be discouraged from enjoying certain pleasures or marital rights while aboard the aircraft". No idea how airlines might enforce that rule!
Perhaps next to the "Fasten Seatbelts" sign there will also be a sign that flashes on saying "Fasten Trousers"?[/quote]
Perhaps next to the "Fasten Seatbelts" sign there will also be a sign that flashes on saying "Fasten Trousers"?[/quote]
So true!
Singapore Airlines has been flying A380 from Sydney to Singapore for about three months now. Starting March 18, they will add A380 route from Singapore to London. Six R-Class suites... with double bed, designer sheets and the bubbly-on-demand.
But couples must hold back some things. Apparently, the management worries some folks might get noisy in the act; how will the aaahhhhs and uuummm and other noises affect the fellow passengers and flight attendants?
Here are comments from the first flight...
Singapore Airlines: If couples engage in inappropriate activities, we will kindly request them to stop. There are acceptable and unacceptable things on an airplane. The same rules apply in the double suites as in the rest of the airplane.
In response to this policy, Australian couple Tony and Julie Elwood who were one of the couples with tickets to the double-bed suite said: We don't understand. They give you a double bed, privacy and loads of champagne but won't allow you the most natural act that follows.
colorado, Mar 1, 2008 @ 16:48
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Mar 2, 2008 @ 15:01
damn, there goes that fantasy (well, I guess she could just fake it a little more quietly)
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damn, there goes that fantasy (well, I guess she could just fake it a little more quietly)
Tippy, Mar 2, 2008 @ 15:01
Tippy, Mar 2, 2008 @ 15:01
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Mar 2, 2008 @ 15:09
Well I guess there are still always the toilets for those that want to do it in traditional mile high style!!!!
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Well I guess there are still always the toilets for those that want to do it in traditional mile high style!!!!
DJ_Symcard, Mar 2, 2008 @ 15:09
DJ_Symcard, Mar 2, 2008 @ 15:09
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