A young newly wed couple wanted to join a church. The reverend told
them,"We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must
abstain from sex for one whole month."

The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.
When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and
the husband obviously very depressed.

"You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the Reverend inquired.
"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from
sex for the required month...." the young man replied sadly.

The Reverend asked him what happened.

"Well, the first week was difficult.... However, we managed to abstain
through sheer willpower."

"The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to
abstain."

"However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer,
reading from the Bible.... anything to keep our minds off carnal
thoughts.

One afternoon, my wife reached the frozen peas and dropped them. When
she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way
with her right then and there" admitted the man, shamefacedly.

"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church,"
stated the Reverend.

"We know." said the young man, hanging his head.

"We're not welcome at Migros either."
BrogstaMar 27, 2006 @ 12:06