A blind man wanders into a lesbian biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair

- given that you are blind -

that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


Now, think about it seriously, mister.

Do you still wanna tell that joke?

"The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
BrogstaAug 14, 2006 @ 11:49