This note is from my golfing partner in Melbourne and is a true story. I know the course and I know the guy who sent it to him. The game of golf will always find out those who cheat....

Hi Rod,

> Did you hear what happened at Kew golf club about 4 weeks ago? The

> 18th is a par three and all four players had teed off. You can't see

> the bottom of the flag as the green is slightly elevated. Anyway all

> four guys make their way to the green and one of the members can't

> find his ball even though he knows he played a pretty good shot!

> Anyway he searches for two or three minutes and then advises his

> playing partners he found his ball at the back of the green and chips

> his ball onto the green. One of his playing partners then goes over to

> attend the flag and finds the players ball in the cup!!! The member

> who cheated was suspended for six months and his hole in one was not recognised! OOPS!