CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper
with fire at one end and a fool at the other!




MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree
and a woman gains her master's




DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage





TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power
is defeated by feminine water-power!




DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage





ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before





SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!





YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth




ETC:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do





EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes




ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end to all inventions





FATHER:
A banker provided by nature




CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught