Was sent this, couldn't resist sharing it! A selection of nursery rhymes that we all know and love, with a slight twist..

>Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
>Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
>What have you got there?
>Said the Pieman unto Simon,
>Pies, you dickhead.
>
>Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
>Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
>All the kings horses and all the kings men,
>said "F*** him, He's only an egg.
>
>Mary had a little lamb
>It ran into a pylon.
>10,000 volts went up it's arse
>and turned it's wool to nylon
>
>Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
>kissed the girls and made them cry.
>When the boys came out to play,
>He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
>
>Jack and Jill
>Went up the hill
>to have some hanky panky.
>Silly Jill forgot her pill
>And now there's little Franky.
>
>Old Mother Hubbard
>Went to the cupboard
>to fetch her poor dog a bone.
>When she bent over
>Rover took over,
>And gave her a bone of his own.
>
>Little Boy Blew.
>Hey. He needed the money

G___May 16, 2006 @ 17:47