found this on a website whilst 'working very hard' and couldn't resist sharing.
At 7am, a lone wife hears a key in the front door. She wanders down, bleary eyed, to find her husband in the kitchen – drunk, with ruffled hair and lipstick on his collar. ‘I assume,’ she snarls, ‘that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at seven in the morning?’ ‘There is,’ he replies. ‘Breakfast.’
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One last joke for the day
Feb 22, 2006 @ 22:35
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found this on a website whilst 'working very hard' and couldn't resist sharing.
At 7am, a lone wife hears a key in the front door. She wanders down, bleary eyed, to find her husband in the kitchen – drunk, with ruffled hair and lipstick on his collar. ‘I assume,’ she snarls, ‘that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at seven in the morning?’ ‘There is,’ he replies. ‘Breakfast.’
:D
G___Feb 22, 2006 @ 22:35
At 7am, a lone wife hears a key in the front door. She wanders down, bleary eyed, to find her husband in the kitchen – drunk, with ruffled hair and lipstick on his collar. ‘I assume,’ she snarls, ‘that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at seven in the morning?’ ‘There is,’ he replies. ‘Breakfast.’
:D
G___Feb 22, 2006 @ 22:35
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Re: One last joke for the day
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Feb 22, 2006 @ 23:51
That's gold!
