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Oct 16, 2015 @ 15:53

A SHORT LOVE  STORY  
    
    
A man  and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other  people,found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a  transcontinental train. 
 
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over  sharing a room,they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in  the upper berth and she in the lower.
 
At 1 : 00 AM, the man  leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,...........'Ma'am, 


 I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach  into the closet to get me a blanket?  I'm awfully  cold'
 
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for  tonight......let's pretend that we're married' 
 
'Wow!......................That's a great idea!' he  exclaimed..
 
'Good,' she replied................'Get your own blanket.'
 
 After a moment of silence,  ........................he farted.


The End


 

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A SHORT LOVE  STORY  
    
    
A man  and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other  people,found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a  transcontinental train. 
 
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over  sharing a room,they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in  the upper berth and she in the lower.
 
At 1 : 00 AM, the man  leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,...........'Ma'am, 


 I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach  into the closet to get me a blanket?  I'm awfully  cold'
 
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for  tonight......let's pretend that we're married' 
 
'Wow!......................That's a great idea!' he  exclaimed..
 
'Good,' she replied................'Get your own blanket.'
 
 After a moment of silence,  ........................he farted.


The End


 


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Oct 17, 2015 @ 15:30

" when i was born, i was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother"


Rodney Dangerfield

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" when i was born, i was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother"


Rodney Dangerfield


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Oct 17, 2015 @ 17:28

" when i was born, i was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother"

Rodney Dangerfield


Oct 17, 15 15:30

The king of the one liner's was our Rodney !!

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The king of the one liner's was our Rodney !!


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Oct 17, 2015 @ 19:26

"I'm so ugly. My proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth."


"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."


"During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."


and for Halloween:


"On Halloween, the parents send their kids out looking like me. When I answer the door the kids hand me candy."


 


RIP Rodney Dangerfield

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"I'm so ugly. My proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth."


"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."


"During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."


and for Halloween:


"On Halloween, the parents send their kids out looking like me. When I answer the door the kids hand me candy."


 


RIP Rodney Dangerfield


epicure, Oct 17, 2015 @ 19:26
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Oct 18, 2015 @ 22:53

There's a man sitting in the front row at the Rugby World Cup Finals, but amazingly, there's an empty seat beside him. Another man spots it, goes up to him and says: "Do you mind if I sit here?"
"No, not at all," replies the first man. "It's my wife's seat, but she died recently.."
"So why didn't you get one of your family to come," asks the second man out of curiosity.
"They're all at the funeral."

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There's a man sitting in the front row at the Rugby World Cup Finals, but amazingly, there's an empty seat beside him. Another man spots it, goes up to him and says: "Do you mind if I sit here?"
"No, not at all," replies the first man. "It's my wife's seat, but she died recently.."
"So why didn't you get one of your family to come," asks the second man out of curiosity.
"They're all at the funeral."


Casuistik, Oct 18, 2015 @ 22:53
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Oct 18, 2015 @ 23:14

This one's for Jeffery:


 


An Australian schoolteacher explains to her class that she is a Wallabies fan.  She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Wallabies fans.  Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Wallabies fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Wallabies fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am an All Blacks fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears.  "Janie, why are you an All Blacks fan?" "Because my mum is an All Blacks fan, and my dad is an All Blacks fan, so I'm an All Blacks fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be an All Blacks fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum were a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Wallabies fan."

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This one's for Jeffery:


 


An Australian schoolteacher explains to her class that she is a Wallabies fan.  She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Wallabies fans.  Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Wallabies fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Wallabies fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am an All Blacks fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears.  "Janie, why are you an All Blacks fan?" "Because my mum is an All Blacks fan, and my dad is an All Blacks fan, so I'm an All Blacks fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be an All Blacks fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum were a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Wallabies fan."


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Oct 19, 2015 @ 08:08

This one's for Jeffery:

 

An Australian schoolteacher explains to her class that she is a Wallabies fan.  She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Wallabies fans.  Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Wallabies fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Wallabies fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am an All Blacks fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears.  "Janie, why are you an All Blacks fan?" "Because my mum is an All Blacks fan, and my dad is an All Blacks fan, so I'm an All Blacks fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be an All Blacks fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum were a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Wallabies fan."


Oct 18, 15 23:14

You da man Casuistik!!! Excellent.. I imagine after last night there are a large number of Scots identifying with this !!

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You da man Casuistik!!! Excellent.. I imagine after last night there are a large number of Scots identifying with this !!


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