As we are not here on Friday, here is a "funny" a little in advance :
Marriage is like a deck of cards : in the beginng all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end you wish you had a club and a spade!
Good eh?
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Sep 2, 2015 @ 12:04
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As we are not here on Friday, here is a "funny" a little in advance :
Marriage is like a deck of cards : in the beginng all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end you wish you had a club and a spade!
Good eh?
sheila cSep 2, 2015 @ 12:04
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Sep 2, 2015 @ 12:59
Thanks, Sheila.
How about calling it a Wednesday witty?
R.
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Sep 2, 2015 @ 13:08
Thanks, Sheila.
How about calling it a Wednesday witty?
R.
Sep 2, 15 12:59
Good idea........................
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Sep 2, 2015 @ 14:46
May as well join in....
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.
The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.
Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers.
I'm sorry.... we can't hire you."
But wait," the man says. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!"
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin.
He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company and we will not have our employees womanising all over the country!"
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"
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May as well join in....
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.
The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.
Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers.
I'm sorry.... we can't hire you."
But wait," the man says. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!"
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin.
He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company and we will not have our employees womanising all over the country!"
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"
Jeffery S, Sep 2, 2015 @ 14:46
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Sep 2, 2015 @ 18:11
May as well join in....
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.
The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.
Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers.
I'm sorry.... we can't hire you."
But wait," the man says. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!"
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin.
He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company and we will not have our employees womanising all over the country!"
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"
Sep 2, 15 14:46
Many thanks, Jeff. I’m sure Sheila will agree that you’ve passed the entrance exam for her Wednesday witty group with flying colours.
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Many thanks, Jeff. I’m sure Sheila will agree that you’ve passed the entrance exam for her Wednesday witty group with flying colours.
Ritchie, Sep 2, 2015 @ 18:11
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