For several years, a man was having an affair with an
Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He
paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy
to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would
also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby
was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply
mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the
back.

He would then arrange for the child support payments
to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his
confused wife.
'Honey' she said, 'you received a very strange post
card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain
it later,' he said.

The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the
card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send
extra sauce.'

doubleginSep 27, 2007 @ 02:16