OK, I got sent one of these yesterday. I probably wouldn't have made a post of it, had I not been sent another one just twelve hours later. Just how the hell do they manage headlines like this?
1. Athletics.
2. Football.
Let me guess, summer trainees! 
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Let me guess, summer trainees! 
Perhaps so... I can imagine the Facebook group: I'm a journalism intern and this is what I got away with, LOLZ!!1!1!111111
Perhaps so... I can imagine the Facebook group: I'm a journalism intern and this is what I got away with, LOLZ!!1!1!111111
Nice.
A few old ones:
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campagn to Run Down Jaywalkers
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Prostitues Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Typhooon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritous Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Nice.
A few old ones:
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campagn to Run Down Jaywalkers
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Prostitues Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Typhooon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritous Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
England has 3 new sponsors.
Then this one from The Times....
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece
Then this one from The Times....
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece
http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles/a213_n2.jpg
Hi Fran
Which I guess is in complete contradiction to recent revelations about the stars private life...
Nice one...
Hi Fran
Which I guess is in complete contradiction to recent revelations about the stars private life...
Nice one...
