Paddy and Seamus are airline pilots for Aerlingus and are coming in to land in a particularly nasty storm. It's rough and blowing but they are well trained for the conditions and know how to get the plane down. They fight the controls till the runway pops into view.
Upon landing they realise they will overshoot the runway if they don't do something quickly. Flaring, flaps right out, brakes on and white knuckles on all passengers they finally come screeching to a halt within inches of the end of the runway. The sun breaks through and with a sigh of relief Paddy and Seamus look out the window to see that all is right with the world.
Paddy says to Seamus "by jayzus Seamus, that's a very short runway" To which Seamus replies "to be sure Paddy" he looks left, then right, "but it sure is very wide"......
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Mar 17, 2006 @ 11:20
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Paddy and Seamus are airline pilots for Aerlingus and are coming in to land in a particularly nasty storm. It's rough and blowing but they are well trained for the conditions and know how to get the plane down. They fight the controls till the runway pops into view.
Upon landing they realise they will overshoot the runway if they don't do something quickly. Flaring, flaps right out, brakes on and white knuckles on all passengers they finally come screeching to a halt within inches of the end of the runway. The sun breaks through and with a sigh of relief Paddy and Seamus look out the window to see that all is right with the world.
Paddy says to Seamus "by jayzus Seamus, that's a very short runway" To which Seamus replies "to be sure Paddy" he looks left, then right, "but it sure is very wide"......
BrogstaMar 17, 2006 @ 11:20
Upon landing they realise they will overshoot the runway if they don't do something quickly. Flaring, flaps right out, brakes on and white knuckles on all passengers they finally come screeching to a halt within inches of the end of the runway. The sun breaks through and with a sigh of relief Paddy and Seamus look out the window to see that all is right with the world.
Paddy says to Seamus "by jayzus Seamus, that's a very short runway" To which Seamus replies "to be sure Paddy" he looks left, then right, "but it sure is very wide"......
BrogstaMar 17, 2006 @ 11:20
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Mar 17, 2006 @ 12:40
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Mar 17, 2006 @ 16:44
A lady walks into a BMW dealership and browses around.
Suddenly she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has
noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when you hear the price."
Suddenly she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has
noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when you hear the price."
The text you are quoting:
A lady walks into a BMW dealership and browses around.
Suddenly she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has
noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when you hear the price."
Phoebe, Mar 17, 2006 @ 16:44
Suddenly she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has
noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when you hear the price."
Phoebe, Mar 17, 2006 @ 16:44
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