Too many to mention... but one that stick out is a first "blind date" set up by a female colleague. Arranged to meet said girl in a trendy bar, and arrive 10 mins early. Thinking she would probably order white wine, i took a fairly decent bottle and started with a glass.....

She was late, by about 25 mins, and i tripped standing up to say hello... when i offered her a drink she said "white wine please"... I reached for the bottle and by god it was empty.... (damn leprichauns)...

At dinner in a nearby restaurant (fish) we had two more bottles of white... and she then said , thanks for the date, "can I drive you home"... "wooo hoo" I thought "Im in"... "sure" I replied (it probably sounded like "sluure") since she had drunk max 3 glasses and fizzy water all night...

She did drive me home... and when i went for the goodnight kiss (after stupidly opening the door first and getting one foot on the tarmac) , whilst uttering something like "fancy a coffee?"... she just pulled away (foot hard on the accelerator) and I tumbled out of the car onto my ass (she might have pushed a bit as well to be honest)....

sigh....

hahaahahhaha good story!!

David...guaranteed mate...guaranteed...

should have told her your name was charlotte.. 

... at the end of the perfect date, calling the guy by the wrong name during the goodnight kiss...

you talk during kissing??? Good skills

It's gotta be REALLY good to stop me from talking...