THE DIFFERENCE
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, Being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: 'You're next!!!'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately result in death.
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The difference between GUTS & BALLS
Jan 26, 2008 @ 04:39
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THE DIFFERENCE
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, Being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: 'You're next!!!'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately result in death.
CaSh_ewnutJan 26, 2008 @ 04:39
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, Being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: 'You're next!!!'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately result in death.
CaSh_ewnutJan 26, 2008 @ 04:39
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Jan 26, 2008 @ 13:12
good one! :))
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Jan 29, 2008 @ 15:07
get them from online and from other people, kind of a mix. =)
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get them from online and from other people, kind of a mix. =)
CaSh_ewnut, Jan 29, 2008 @ 15:07
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Jan 29, 2008 @ 15:19
.. man, I was laughing my guts out.
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.. man, I was laughing my guts out.
tigre, Jan 29, 2008 @ 15:19
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Jan 29, 2008 @ 22:46
is funny too... Glad you made it clear to us!
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is funny too... Glad you made it clear to us!
DkXAuPair, Jan 29, 2008 @ 22:46
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