OK this is not to complain. Ive been reading a webpage based in the states and people post some WTF? chat up lines they were told. So lets do something similar here. Im sure that most girls will have something to post :)
Or weird messages we got. I remember there was an old thread here but i cant find it
OK this is not to complain. Ive been reading a webpage based in the states and people post some WTF? chat up lines they were told. So lets do something similar here. Im sure that most girls will have something to post :)
Or weird messages we got. I remember there was an old thread here but i cant find it
In 2006, evolutionary psychologists published research on the effectiveness of different types of chat-up lines used by men when flirting with women. Male and female participants agreed that lines demonstrating the men’s helpfulness, generosity, athleticism, ‘culture’ and wealth were likely to be effective, whereas jokes, empty compliments and sexual references were given the thumbs down.
Now a separate team of psychologists led by Joel Wade have performed a similar investigation, this time focused on chat-up lines used by women. They said such an investigation was timely given that (in their North American) culture women are now increasingly assertive and proactive in seeking sexual relations. The new findings suggest that chat-up lines used by women are perceived as most effective when they are direct (e.g. “Want to meet up later tonight?”) rather than more subtle (e.g. “Hello, how is it going?”) or sexual/humorous (e.g. “Your shirt matches my bed spread, basically you belong in my bed”).
The researchers said their findings were consistent with past research showing that, during the first minute of interaction, women with a professed interest in a man send no more non-verbal signals than do non-interested women. “In other words,” they explained, “it is hard for a man to determine whether or not a woman is interested in the first few minutes of an interaction. With this in mind, since men are not aware of how well they are doing in terms of getting a date, both sexes may feel a direct approach would be most effective.”
In 2006, evolutionary psychologists published research on the effectiveness of different types of chat-up lines used by men when flirting with women. Male and female participants agreed that lines demonstrating the men’s helpfulness, generosity, athleticism, ‘culture’ and wealth were likely to be effective, whereas jokes, empty compliments and sexual references were given the thumbs down.
Now a separate team of psychologists led by Joel Wade have performed a similar investigation, this time focused on chat-up lines used by women. They said such an investigation was timely given that (in their North American) culture women are now increasingly assertive and proactive in seeking sexual relations. The new findings suggest that chat-up lines used by women are perceived as most effective when they are direct (e.g. “Want to meet up later tonight?”) rather than more subtle (e.g. “Hello, how is it going?”) or sexual/humorous (e.g. “Your shirt matches my bed spread, basically you belong in my bed”).
The researchers said their findings were consistent with past research showing that, during the first minute of interaction, women with a professed interest in a man send no more non-verbal signals than do non-interested women. “In other words,” they explained, “it is hard for a man to determine whether or not a woman is interested in the first few minutes of an interaction. With this in mind, since men are not aware of how well they are doing in terms of getting a date, both sexes may feel a direct approach would be most effective.”
The best one I heard a long long time ago from a quite pretty girl was ;
"So, my vibrators batteries have died, wanna come home with me?"
I agree the direct approach works best on men, esp those of us whose senses are dulled by drink... and I quite like the humorous ones...
I can't comment on my lines... they're probably all crap...
The best one I heard a long long time ago from a quite pretty girl was ;
"So, my vibrators batteries have died, wanna come home with me?"
I agree the direct approach works best on men, esp those of us whose senses are dulled by drink... and I quite like the humorous ones...
I can't comment on my lines... they're probably all crap...
Marty McFly meeting Lorraine in Back to the Future
Urban Cowboy, when Sissy (Debra Winger) meets Bud (John Travolta):
Sissy: You a real cowboy?
Bud: Well that depends on what you think a real cowboy is?
Sissy: Know how to do 2-step?
Bud: You bet.
(pause, waiting for him to say something)
Sissy: Wanna prove it?
Try using the language you use when you play Starcraft to chat up girls. They're actually surprisingly successful.
Try using the language you use when you play Starcraft to chat up girls. They're actually surprisingly successful.
I totally disagree with the title of this forum topic. Dwelling too long to "think" up a chat-up line, will only reduce your chances of approaching your target. Be confident, establish eye contact, smile and say Hi!
One of my favourite pick-up lines (and may I mentioned that I was being picked-up), was the ice-cube set. Cute girl sweetly glances my way, selects an ice cube from her alcoholic beverage glass, places ice cube on the bar and crashes it using her alcoholic beverage glass. Looks my way and subtly tells me "now that I have broken the ice, can I buy you a drink"...
I totally disagree with the title of this forum topic. Dwelling too long to "think" up a chat-up line, will only reduce your chances of approaching your target. Be confident, establish eye contact, smile and say Hi!
One of my favourite pick-up lines (and may I mentioned that I was being picked-up), was the ice-cube set. Cute girl sweetly glances my way, selects an ice cube from her alcoholic beverage glass, places ice cube on the bar and crashes it using her alcoholic beverage glass. Looks my way and subtly tells me "now that I have broken the ice, can I buy you a drink"...
"if you were a burger. i'd call you mcbeautiful"
"your clothes say made in China but i could have sworn you were made in heaven"
im a big fan of chat up lines Maria and i think they shoule be used as often as possible by both parties
In the previous post on this, people said they were scared to use chat up lines because of langiage issues. To me. in Geneva language isn't a barrier, in fact, it's quite nice knowing you have to find a common ground ...although with my freckles and general abudance of drink in hand, people never struggle guessing my heritage
*hiccup*
"if you were a burger. i'd call you mcbeautiful"
"your clothes say made in China but i could have sworn you were made in heaven"
im a big fan of chat up lines Maria and i think they shoule be used as often as possible by both parties
In the previous post on this, people said they were scared to use chat up lines because of langiage issues. To me. in Geneva language isn't a barrier, in fact, it's quite nice knowing you have to find a common ground ...although with my freckles and general abudance of drink in hand, people never struggle guessing my heritage
*hiccup*
@chris i love your example, but christ, man! loosen up! This is a light-hearted thread and your first paragraph was just way too serious!
free your mind.......
relax your soul......
Peace out.
@lyndsey ..... :)
@chris i love your example, but christ, man! loosen up! This is a light-hearted thread and your first paragraph was just way too serious!
free your mind.......
relax your soul......
Peace out.
@lyndsey ..... :)
excuse me, my friend sitting over there in the corner wants to know if you think i'm cute
excuse me, my friend sitting over there in the corner wants to know if you think i'm cute
wow.... i just realised how many typing errors there were there..sorry!
impressive..
"does your dad know you're out dressedlike that?!"
humour is key...
wow.... i just realised how many typing errors there were there..sorry!
impressive..
"does your dad know you're out dressedlike that?!"
humour is key...
"<Hic> ...errr.... oh, yeah...eerrrmm, I fekkin looove youuu! <burp>"
A sure fire winner everytime.....
"<Hic> ...errr.... oh, yeah...eerrrmm, I fekkin looove youuu! <burp>"
A sure fire winner everytime.....
Ice is remarkably hard to crush, particulary with something like a glass - Chris that girl must have been strong as well as smart!! Lucky boy!!
I agree that the sexual innuedos are a turn off (for girls). Humour definitely is a big plus but for me (anyway) genuiness (which girls can definitely detect) and openess are the real key!
Some chat up lines I got:
'are those things real?' - 1/10
'you have beautiful eyes' - 3/10
'can i buy you a drink?' - 5/10
'is this my new mother in law?' (to my mother) - 10/10
Ice is remarkably hard to crush, particulary with something like a glass - Chris that girl must have been strong as well as smart!! Lucky boy!!
I agree that the sexual innuedos are a turn off (for girls). Humour definitely is a big plus but for me (anyway) genuiness (which girls can definitely detect) and openess are the real key!
Some chat up lines I got:
'are those things real?' - 1/10
'you have beautiful eyes' - 3/10
'can i buy you a drink?' - 5/10
'is this my new mother in law?' (to my mother) - 10/10
Ice is remarkably hard to crush, particulary with something like a glass - Chris that girl must have been strong as well as smart!! Lucky boy!!
I agree that the sexual innuedos are a turn off (for girls). Humour definitely is a big plus but for me (anyway) genuiness (which girls can definitely detect) and openess are the real key!
Some chat up lines I got:
'are those things real?' - 1/10
'you have beautiful eyes' - 3/10
'can i buy you a drink?' - 5/10
'is this my new mother in law?' (to my mother) - 10/10
Ha ha ha ...dyslexic Charlie read "Guinnesses" instead of genuiness....
damn it...got my hopes up, only to crush them myself when i re read it...
Ha ha ha ...dyslexic Charlie read "Guinnesses" instead of genuiness....
damn it...got my hopes up, only to crush them myself when i re read it...
And we (girls) also need some good "chat down" lines (especially for those Starthingy guys!).
My favourite:
Him: " Don't suppose I can have your number?"
Her: "Actually, you've got more chance of pissing in the Queen's handbag"
Although it can backfire - I used this once and got the "OMG!!! You're funny as WELL as gorgeous".......Brave man....
And we (girls) also need some good "chat down" lines (especially for those Starthingy guys!).
My favourite:
Him: " Don't suppose I can have your number?"
Her: "Actually, you've got more chance of pissing in the Queen's handbag"
Although it can backfire - I used this once and got the "OMG!!! You're funny as WELL as gorgeous".......Brave man....
some good ones for different ocassions ;)
couldn't add the youtube video...here it is: http://youtu.be/kv2K62fTXIs
couldn't add the youtube video...here it is: http://youtu.be/kv2K62fTXIs
excuse me, my friend sitting over there in the corner wants to know if you think i'm cute
This is brilliant! And can be used by both men and women. Perfect :-)
This is brilliant! And can be used by both men and women. Perfect :-)
Alison - since the incident took place on a hot summer's day on an exotic island the ice was melting (along with the girl's heart no doubt) and hence easier to smash.
PS. I will use each of those pick-up lines at tonight's party and provide feedback.
Alison - since the incident took place on a hot summer's day on an exotic island the ice was melting (along with the girl's heart no doubt) and hence easier to smash.
PS. I will use each of those pick-up lines at tonight's party and provide feedback.
This line is absolutely tragic (sorry G___)! 
This line is absolutely tragic (sorry G___)!
if the ladies are impressed, then my work here is done ;)
chris: 1-0 to me :P
if the ladies are impressed, then my work here is done ;)
chris: 1-0 to me :P
"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you"
or ...
wait for it....
"Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine."
..and when both questions get a "Negative response"... Im just honest and say " Come on, be different, just say yes!"
"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you"
or ...
wait for it....
"Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine."
..and when both questions get a "Negative response"... Im just honest and say " Come on, be different, just say yes!"
chris: these are terrible-
there's a party in my pants, and you're invited!
Nice shoes! wanna screw?
why don't we go back to mine for pizza and sex. No? Ok fine, we'll skip the pizza.
is your dad a theif? cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Do you like to dance? Yeah? Ah good, why don't you go hit the dancefloor so i can talk to your friend then. (actually this one is kinda funny :P )
please note i have never used any of these, just heard them as some pretty awful ice-breakers!
chris: these are terrible-
there's a party in my pants, and you're invited!
Nice shoes! wanna screw?
why don't we go back to mine for pizza and sex. No? Ok fine, we'll skip the pizza.
is your dad a theif? cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Do you like to dance? Yeah? Ah good, why don't you go hit the dancefloor so i can talk to your friend then. (actually this one is kinda funny :P )
please note i have never used any of these, just heard them as some pretty awful ice-breakers!
@g don't be modest!
chris: these are terrible-
there's a party in my pants, and you're invited!
Nice shoes! wanna screw?
why don't we go back to mine for pizza and sex. No? Ok fine, we'll skip the pizza.
is your dad a theif? cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Do you like to dance? Yeah? Ah good, why don't you go hit the dancefloor so i can talk to your friend then. (actually this one is kinda funny :P )
please note i have never used any of these, just heard them as some pretty awful ice-breakers!
Okay any of those lines used on me would get the guy a drink in the face!! However, just now they gave me such a laugh!!!
How about this one: I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
Or: I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
Or: Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Okay any of those lines used on me would get the guy a drink in the face!! However, just now they gave me such a laugh!!!
How about this one: I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
Or: I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
Or: Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
"Do you believe in Santa? Because i asked him for a gift and here it is!"
Could have worked but it was in July....
"Do you believe in Santa? Because i asked him for a gift and here it is!"
Could have worked but it was in July....
whatever happened to the classic line "wanna fuck?"
whatever happened to the classic line "wanna fuck?"
nah these days you have to be clever, witty, funny, charming and intelligent all at the same time. you need solid gold lines like
fuck me if i'm wrong, but is your name arnold van winkerhundel?
nah these days you have to be clever, witty, funny, charming and intelligent all at the same time. you need solid gold lines like
fuck me if i'm wrong, but is your name arnold van winkerhundel?
nah these days you have to be clever, witty, funny, charming and intelligent all at the same time. you need solid gold lines like
fuck me if i'm wrong, but is your name arnold van winkerhundel?
.. "Arnold"?
I'd try with "Alice", but each to their own ,)
Everytime I log on, I get the below chat line from Maria (which i decline of course, cos it's against my principles):
"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?"
Everytime I log on, I get the below chat line from Maria (which i decline of course, cos it's against my principles):
"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?"
Well you know what they say... If you want something you have to insist :)
By the way i still cant find my teddy bear ;)
Well you know what they say... If you want something you have to insist :)
By the way i still cant find my teddy bear ;)
Maria:
You're right, and I love your persistance! But you know my heart (and body) below to Charlie.
Maria:
You're right, and I love your persistance! But you know my heart (and body) below to Charlie.
nah these days you have to be clever, witty, funny, charming and intelligent all at the same time. you need solid gold lines like
fuck me if i'm wrong, but is your name arnold van winkerhundel?
You use that a lot G___d? ;)
here are the ones i have heard ....
1. I think I have seen you before...you were at XYZ Party right? --
2. Your eyes remind me of my dead ex- girlfriend..
And the naughty one
At the restaurant:
3. Excuse me miss, how would you like your eggs ...fried, scrambled or fertilzed...)
here are the ones i have heard ....
1. I think I have seen you before...you were at XYZ Party right? --
2. Your eyes remind me of my dead ex- girlfriend..
And the naughty one
At the restaurant:
3. Excuse me miss, how would you like your eggs ...fried, scrambled or fertilzed...)
Maria:
You're right, and I love your persistance! But you know my heart (and body) below to Charlie.
Thats ok. I can share :)
mmmhh, slippery topic for a 1st post ...
Only if the surrounding music is appropriate: "You look great in (add artist)" (it worked for me with Vivaldi).
George Bush said there were Weapons of Mass Distraction here, are you one of them ?
A.
mmmhh, slippery topic for a 1st post ...
Only if the surrounding music is appropriate: "You look great in (add artist)" (it worked for me with Vivaldi).
George Bush said there were Weapons of Mass Distraction here, are you one of them ?
A.
chat-up lines are pandering to insecurities - men get over it! women will like you if you fit into their idea of a physically good looking man and then it does not matter what you say - if you dont fit that idea then it wont matter what you say anyway --- they may deem to keep you around as some dancing monkey
chat-up lines are pandering to insecurities - men get over it! women will like you if you fit into their idea of a physically good looking man and then it does not matter what you say - if you dont fit that idea then it wont matter what you say anyway --- they may deem to keep you around as some dancing monkey
Ice is remarkably hard to crush, particulary with something like a glass - Chris that girl must have been strong as well as smart!! Lucky boy!!
I agree that the sexual innuedos are a turn off (for girls). Humour definitely is a big plus but for me (anyway) genuiness (which girls can definitely detect) and openess are the real key!
Some chat up lines I got:
'are those things real?' - 1/10
'you have beautiful eyes' - 3/10
'can i buy you a drink?' - 5/10
'is this my new mother in law?' (to my mother) - 10/10
Talk about chat up lines Alison, you must hear a lot. You look stunning.
Talk about chat up lines Alison, you must hear a lot. You look stunning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kG6OOH5WYA
"im a dancing monkey...wanna stroke me?"
Maria:
You're right, and I love your persistance! But you know my heart (and body) below to Charlie.
eh?????
Holy crap Batman.... giant fag alert....
Maria.... you and me baby...you and me
eh?????
Holy crap Batman.... giant fag alert....
Maria.... you and me baby...you and me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kG6OOH5WYA
You cannot be serious!! Macdonalds, or Burger King? My treat! OMG...
You cannot be serious!! Macdonalds, or Burger King? My treat! OMG...
eh?????
Holy crap Batman.... giant fag alert....
Maria.... you and me baby...you and me
Well you are right about the giant part ;)
You cannot be serious!! Macdonalds, or Burger King? My treat! OMG...
off topic - but Burger King in Vaud or Geneva does it exist? I have seen poster ads for Burger King but are they mythological like unicorns or the Swiss sense of humour?
off topic - but Burger King in Vaud or Geneva does it exist? I have seen poster ads for Burger King but are they mythological like unicorns or the Swiss sense of humour?
@leo BK in the airport and at La Cote rest stop on the way to/from IKEA in Aubonne
@leo BK in the airport and at La Cote rest stop on the way to/from IKEA in Aubonne
There is a burger king in the Geneva Airport
There is a burger king in the Geneva Airport
Yes, you don't need to eat at McD 7 days a week. It's right next to Starbucks.
"There's a Starbucks?". Yes, before you go through customs go upstairs and to the right (above where the Easyjet counters are)
Yes, you don't need to eat at McD 7 days a week. It's right next to Starbucks.
"There's a Starbucks?". Yes, before you go through customs go upstairs and to the right (above where the Easyjet counters are)
"How about you buy me a drink and then I'll talk to you."
... Richard Feynman used this and it apparently worked really well for him
"How about you buy me a drink and then I'll talk to you."
... Richard Feynman used this and it apparently worked really well for him
"Will you have my children?"
(put car keys on bar)
"They're outside in the car..."
"Will you have my children?"
(put car keys on bar)
"They're outside in the car..."
Cautionary note - these pick-up lines can backfire...
Me: "If I saw you naked, I would die happy."
Her: "If I saw you naked, I would die laughhing."
"What would you say to a little f*ck?"..."Go away little f*ck!"
Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I come round again?"
Cautionary note - these pick-up lines can backfire...
Me: "If I saw you naked, I would die happy."
Her: "If I saw you naked, I would die laughhing."
"What would you say to a little f*ck?"..."Go away little f*ck!"
Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I come round again?"
has anyone ever used this one????? (have only heard of it myself)
(man approaches woman with a bowlful of peanuts)
"I wish these were diamonds".
Woman then marries him on the spot.
has anyone ever used this one????? (have only heard of it myself)
(man approaches woman with a bowlful of peanuts)
"I wish these were diamonds".
Woman then marries him on the spot.
@adam what comes after that? He takes her to McD and says "I wish this was L'Auberge d'Hermance" followed by a lakeside drive in his Citroën 2 CV and he says "I wish this was a Bentley and this was the Mediterranean"?!?
Sorry, but I don't get the allure.
@adam what comes after that? He takes her to McD and says "I wish this was L'Auberge d'Hermance" followed by a lakeside drive in his Citroën 2 CV and he says "I wish this was a Bentley and this was the Mediterranean"?!?
Sorry, but I don't get the allure.
hahahahaha!!!
i like the constructive criticism. Could also have said "i wish it was a little bigger" :)))))
have you ever tried it?
seems to conjure up images of struggling-but-loving artist to my romantic side...of course it might also be why i am not married...!!!!!!!
hahahahaha!!!
i like the constructive criticism. Could also have said "i wish it was a little bigger" :)))))
have you ever tried it?
seems to conjure up images of struggling-but-loving artist to my romantic side...of course it might also be why i am not married...!!!!!!!
@adam i can totally relate to the struggling side and the romantic side.
@adam i can totally relate to the struggling side and the romantic side.
hahahahaha!!!
i like the constructive criticism. Could also have said "i wish it was a little bigger" :)))))
have you ever tried it?
seems to conjure up images of struggling-but-loving artist to my romantic side...of course it might also be why i am not married...!!!!!!!
Funny you should mention the "bigger" em, um, thing.
I recently was chatted up on Glocals by a self-described gentleman. After a few plesantries, he mentioned that he had broken up with his girlfriend for a silly reason.
"Oh, really? What reason was that?" I asked politely.
"She said it was 'too big' and that it was painful. I heard from my friends that being 'big' was a good thing" he replied.
When I pointed out that I didn't this was not a very gentlemany subject to chat about he said that I was strange...
Yikes!
Funny you should mention the "bigger" em, um, thing.
I recently was chatted up on Glocals by a self-described gentleman. After a few plesantries, he mentioned that he had broken up with his girlfriend for a silly reason.
"Oh, really? What reason was that?" I asked politely.
"She said it was 'too big' and that it was painful. I heard from my friends that being 'big' was a good thing" he replied.
When I pointed out that I didn't this was not a very gentlemany subject to chat about he said that I was strange...
Yikes!
I think the thing you are referring to is called a penis - anatomy 101
I think the thing you are referring to is called a penis - anatomy 101
Iv always loved the "Fancy going halves on a b@stard" ? chat up line lol
Iv always loved the "Fancy going halves on a b@stard" ? chat up line lol
I think the thing you are referring to is called a penis - anatomy 101
Gee, thanks for that info. Like most women, I know a dick when I see one. 
Gee, thanks for that info. Like most women, I know a dick when I see one.
dam, i was sure he was referring to his unusually big wallet. everyone knows girls love a big wallet. Girls even have their own pickup lines dedicated just to wallets:
"is that an unusually big wallet in your jeans, or are you just happy to see me?"
dam, i was sure he was referring to his unusually big wallet. everyone knows girls love a big wallet. Girls even have their own pickup lines dedicated just to wallets:
"is that an unusually big wallet in your jeans, or are you just happy to see me?"
are those tic-tacs in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
Mad Men style...
Loool...watch this video for some inspiration!
"life is a playground and I just need someone to play with" :S
the goodess guy...too much, lol!
"and at night i operate a damsel in distress hotline, i guess you could call me a knight." no words, just hahaha....
"I'm a 25 years subscriber of both Playboy and The New Yorker magazine" ...wow, he's really a comitted guy ;P
Maurice: "Executive by day, wildman by night" :))))
"I like to wear bright socks..." well.... :S
Loool...watch this video for some inspiration!
"life is a playground and I just need someone to play with" :S
the goodess guy...too much, lol!
"and at night i operate a damsel in distress hotline, i guess you could call me a knight." no words, just hahaha....
"I'm a 25 years subscriber of both Playboy and The New Yorker magazine" ...wow, he's really a comitted guy ;P
Maurice: "Executive by day, wildman by night" :))))
"I like to wear bright socks..." well.... :S
Loool...watch this video for some inspiration!
"life is a playground and I just need someone to play with" :S
the goodess guy...too much, lol!
"and at night i operate a damsel in distress hotline, i guess you could call me a knight." no words, just hahaha....
"I'm a 25 years subscriber of both Playboy and The New Yorker magazine" ...wow, he's really a comitted guy ;P
Maurice: "Executive by day, wildman by night" :))))
"I like to wear bright socks..." well.... :S
An update on these smoooooth boys... ;P see how the pick up lines workd for them :))))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9EBeMhKblw
An update on these smoooooth boys... ;P see how the pick up lines workd for them :))))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9EBeMhKblw
are those tic-tacs in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
the best reason to eat tic tacs
