Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a woman sitting by herself:
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Lady: "No, they open!"
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Thursday's (late) JOTD
Jun 2, 2006 @ 00:13
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Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a woman sitting by herself:
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Lady: "No, they open!"
BrogstaJun 2, 2006 @ 00:13
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Lady: "No, they open!"
BrogstaJun 2, 2006 @ 00:13
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Re: Thursday's (late) JOTD
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Jun 2, 2006 @ 14:00
bought cocktails for my lady friends, and nothing happened?
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bought cocktails for my lady friends, and nothing happened?
Nir Ofek, Jun 2, 2006 @ 14:00
Nir Ofek, Jun 2, 2006 @ 14:00
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