Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Migros when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's go look for yours.
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Thursday's JOTD
Jul 20, 2006 @ 15:20
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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Migros when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's go look for yours.
BrogstaJul 20, 2006 @ 15:20
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's go look for yours.
BrogstaJul 20, 2006 @ 15:20
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Jul 20, 2006 @ 23:07
You crack me up! Where do you get this stuff? WE're gonna have to trade names of joke sources because it is very rare for me not to have heard jokes this funny!
Nancy
Nancy
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You crack me up! Where do you get this stuff? WE're gonna have to trade names of joke sources because it is very rare for me not to have heard jokes this funny!
Nancy
nancy, Jul 20, 2006 @ 23:07
Nancy
nancy, Jul 20, 2006 @ 23:07
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