Broghan asked me to post this for her as she is jetting off to Torino for a few days...please don't get offended!
A man walks into a bar.
The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness,
string theory, nano- technology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball,supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.
He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's Your IQ?"The man replies, "Er,50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly,"So...............
Ya gonna vote for Bush again?"
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Thursday's JOTD
Feb 23, 2006 @ 10:50
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Broghan asked me to post this for her as she is jetting off to Torino for a few days...please don't get offended!
A man walks into a bar.
The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness,
string theory, nano- technology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball,supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.
He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's Your IQ?"The man replies, "Er,50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly,"So...............
Ya gonna vote for Bush again?"
JillybeanoFeb 23, 2006 @ 10:50
A man walks into a bar.
The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness,
string theory, nano- technology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball,supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.
He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's Your IQ?"The man replies, "Er,50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly,"So...............
Ya gonna vote for Bush again?"
JillybeanoFeb 23, 2006 @ 10:50
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Feb 23, 2006 @ 11:38
although the original point was to have bad jokes :)
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although the original point was to have bad jokes :)
Jillybeano, Feb 23, 2006 @ 11:38
Jillybeano, Feb 23, 2006 @ 11:38
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