A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, there was a 6 foot tall cockroach standing there! The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off! The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again. When he answered the door, the 6 foot tall cockroach was there again! This time, it punched him, kicked him and karate chopped him before running away! The third evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the 6 foot tall cockroach was there again! The cockroach leapt at him and bit him several times before running off! The gravely injured man managed to crawl to the telephone and phoned for an ambulance. He was rushed to the emergency room, where the doctors saved his life. The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He asked the man what happened, and the man explained about the 6 foot tall cockroach's attacks. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Yes, there's been a nasty bug going around!"
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Mar 2, 2006 @ 13:23
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A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, there was a 6 foot tall cockroach standing there! The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off! The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again. When he answered the door, the 6 foot tall cockroach was there again! This time, it punched him, kicked him and karate chopped him before running away! The third evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the 6 foot tall cockroach was there again! The cockroach leapt at him and bit him several times before running off! The gravely injured man managed to crawl to the telephone and phoned for an ambulance. He was rushed to the emergency room, where the doctors saved his life. The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He asked the man what happened, and the man explained about the 6 foot tall cockroach's attacks. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Yes, there's been a nasty bug going around!"
They're getting worse!
BrogstaMar 2, 2006 @ 13:23
They're getting worse!
BrogstaMar 2, 2006 @ 13:23
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Mar 2, 2006 @ 17:42
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He responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'
- A man sent 20 puns to his friends in the hope that at least 10 would make them laugh. No pun in 10 did
- Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'
- Two Eskimos lit a fire in their kayak. The boat sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
- A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One is named Ahmal and the other is named Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. She tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
He responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'
- A man sent 20 puns to his friends in the hope that at least 10 would make them laugh. No pun in 10 did
The text you are quoting:
- I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but couldn't find any.
- Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'
- Two Eskimos lit a fire in their kayak. The boat sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
- A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One is named Ahmal and the other is named Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. She tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
He responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'
- A man sent 20 puns to his friends in the hope that at least 10 would make them laugh. No pun in 10 did
tweety, Mar 2, 2006 @ 17:42
- Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'
- Two Eskimos lit a fire in their kayak. The boat sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
- A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One is named Ahmal and the other is named Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. She tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
He responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'
- A man sent 20 puns to his friends in the hope that at least 10 would make them laugh. No pun in 10 did
tweety, Mar 2, 2006 @ 17:42
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