A guy walks into a pub with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone that this is a very talented octopus who can play any musical instrument in the world.
He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling him an idiot, and so on. So he says that he'll bet anyone $50 the octopus can play any instrument they give it.
A bloke walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzie Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.
Then a Scotsman walks up with a set of bagpipes and hands them over to the octopus, who just fumbles with them for a minute or two before putting them down with a confused look.
"Ha!" the Scot says, "Ye canne play 'em, can ye?"
"Play it? I'm going to screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off."
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Jun 6, 2006 @ 12:08
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A guy walks into a pub with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone that this is a very talented octopus who can play any musical instrument in the world.
He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling him an idiot, and so on. So he says that he'll bet anyone $50 the octopus can play any instrument they give it.
A bloke walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzie Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.
Then a Scotsman walks up with a set of bagpipes and hands them over to the octopus, who just fumbles with them for a minute or two before putting them down with a confused look.
"Ha!" the Scot says, "Ye canne play 'em, can ye?"
"Play it? I'm going to screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off."
BrogstaJun 6, 2006 @ 12:08
He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling him an idiot, and so on. So he says that he'll bet anyone $50 the octopus can play any instrument they give it.
A bloke walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzie Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.
Then a Scotsman walks up with a set of bagpipes and hands them over to the octopus, who just fumbles with them for a minute or two before putting them down with a confused look.
"Ha!" the Scot says, "Ye canne play 'em, can ye?"
"Play it? I'm going to screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off."
BrogstaJun 6, 2006 @ 12:08
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