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Tuesday's JOTD
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, there was a 6 foot tall cockroach standing there! The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off! The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again. When he answered the door, the 6 foot tall cockroach was there again! This time, it punched him, kicked him and karate chopped him before running away! The third evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the 6 foot tall cockroach was there again! The cockroach leapt at him and bit him several times before running off! The gravely injured man managed to crawl to the telephone and phoned for an ambulance. He was rushed to the emergency room, where the doctors saved his life. The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He asked the man what happened, and the man explained about the 6 foot tall cockroach's attacks. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Yes, there's been a nasty bug going around!"
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A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, there was a 6 foot tall cockroach standing there! The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off! The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again. When he answered the door, the 6 foot tall cockroach was there again! This time, it punched him, kicked him and karate chopped him before running away! The third evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the 6 foot tall cockroach was there again! The cockroach leapt at him and bit him several times before running off! The gravely injured man managed to crawl to the telephone and phoned for an ambulance. He was rushed to the emergency room, where the doctors saved his life. The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He asked the man what happened, and the man explained about the 6 foot tall cockroach's attacks. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Yes, there's been a nasty bug going around!"
BrogstaMar 21, 2006 @ 11:16
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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65 on make-up.

And I asked how come I had to give up stuff like beer and not her.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.
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I don't think she's coming back.
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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65 on make-up.

And I asked how come I had to give up stuff like beer and not her.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.
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I don't think she's coming back.

Brogsta, Mar 21, 2006 @ 17:37
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