Original, this will be fun:

Flight over Lake geneva or the Alps

Hot Air Ballon ride, see with Buyclub, half off :)

Lie detector

Prepaid prenuptual agreement

A pet ie,Gerbal, or Hamster or dog or cat (if she can take care of an animal, she might be able to take care of you) , or just a Python snake / Boa Constricter?

Good luck and hope too be helpful

A good Valentine gift would be a massage for couple, next to each other.
We do that tuesdays to saturdays, here is a glocal link.
http://www.glocals.com/guides/biz/Institut-de-Medecine-Naturelle/
Michel 

Buy two dozens of fresh roses and peels all petals off. Share a nice bath with her and then offer the latest perfume from Valentino named....Valentina, of course. Do not forget you suggested the name to the designer because your love is so special. Here you go. Should you wish to share reactions we will be welcoming some feedback and still remain realist that not all can be shared.

For those who miss a step....Put all petals in the water of the bath to add romance and private subdue clothing. Add candles all around the bathtub and enjoy the magic that will come.

Or dont bother doing anything. That will be a surprise!

Well, he can try it ... and with what she cuts off from him after, she can fashion into a new set of earrings! 

Thats an idea! Time to get some new earings myself :P

Originality if overrated. A gift card of Globus or Bongenie would be your best bet.

Yes, that might be really unique.

Especially when you come up with something lovely the day before or every now and then without any special reason.

(note to self: I love this efforts for NEW grilfriends.)

Exactly! After a couple of years nobody really cares anymore!

Relaxing LOMI LOMI massage with essential oils... 1.5h of pure bliss. 

I can make you a GIFT Certificate for her... or reserve a simultaneous massage session for two of you one next to the other... nothing better than offer a Gift for your girlfriend and yourself at the same time 

check on www.lifetouch.ch 

e-mail: [email protected]

Why not simply ask her: Is there something you would really like to do? How would a romantic evening/weekend look like for you etc.

Or have a look at her stuff: Which parfume does she use etc.

Or listen to her and come up with something she mentions incidentaly. Or write her a nice letter mentioning how beautiful/special/important she is for you.

(I hope she is not on glocals)

Hi, 

i have a special offer the moment on a couples photoshoot if your interested. Only 80francs! Have inboxes you some details :)

Andrew

bondage stuff ?   

Btw, I think most men (myself included) have made the stupid mistake of actually believing a woman when she says, "Oh don't bother getting me anything for Valentine's day, I've got everything I need and it's just a stupid commercial made-up  holiday that means nothing."

Do NOT under any circumstances take the above statement at face value! You have three days left to buy something to avoid being in the doghouse! No matter what your other half tells you, for Christ's sake buy her something! 

 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just off to wrap a highly thoughtful, romantic present for my missus. 

Women are fickle beings! 

Every woman wants to be spoiled on Valentine's day though, that's a no brainer!

:)

Well guys i disagree. Im a girl and i dont think valentines day its anything special. I find it really pointless to spend more money on things you can get the day before or the day after at half price. Im sure there are other girls who think the same as me. If not, well, my OH must be a really lucky guy :)

I'm not falling for that again! 

Well i guess some of us mean what they say and dont play games :)

But have fun on Thursday anw :)

Thanks everyone, I didn't expect so big reaction .

Anushka, Relaxing oil massage sounds good.. what is Lomi Lomi ??  How much is it if I take it for both of us? 

Mike, sorry but I'd rather not have other guy touching her... hahaha 

 Lomi lomi is a Hawaian holistic healing tradition. Deeply relaxing, restorarive aromatic oil massage to harmonize energy on body and mind levels... Lomi lomi session lasts 1.5h at 130 CHF .

Parallel relaxing massage for a couple is 1h at 100CHF x 2.

BTW, no worries you can still take her for a romantic date and give her aGift Certificate than... She will get the massage later and thinks of you than.... It's almost like a double gift !!!

Hi guys whos beloved is pregnant , I can work for you as well as I do PRE-natal and POST-natal massages. Your Lady will love you way beyond for that !

Hi Surendra, 
No worries, Veronica, ma collegue will take care of her while I work on you, having a men is an advantage as I can work stronger if needed.
I can also do a foot reflexology or a shiatsu rather than a sweedish (relaxing) massage if you prefer. The fee for both of you will be 100 francs each. 
The space is a 140 square meters, and includes a waiting room and shower if needed. Easy parking as well.

Michel

here's a great offer just out from Natalia Bee (has good reviews on Glocals)

Well respected local beautician Natalia Bee has just launched a special offer valid for a limited period in February.

Buy any facial and get either a free manicure or make-up application

Get ready for that special event with a treatment by this very talented facialist.

details in flyer attached or call Natalia directly on 0772598675

Hi Surendra, 
I have an idea, 
Please call me or email me, 
076 437 0763,
or [email protected]
Mike.
 

buy a card, flowers, jewels, and book a restaurant... nothing less will suffice.. or youre in the doghouse!!!!

That would be an awsome gift and would mean by default that my hubby is willing to babysit our baby  while I'm getting pumpered...

... now how to make him understand that such gift certificate + flowers is better than a bottle of perfume, box of chocolates or 3 course dinner, etc (when you try to lose weight ?

Any ideas, I'm not sure hints like "I'm tired, I have sore neck or back pain " from carring the baby all the time.. will work !

Sure. Just tell him "this is what i want for valentines". Easy!

Anytime, be my guest  www.lifetouch.ch

Check also the reviews http://www.glocals.com/biz/Life-Touch-Life-Coaching

A framed picture of you together.

"pumpered"???????

oh dear....

Merkur Chocolates are great, would make any girl happy! Hope it turns out right

Men actually bother with Valentines day? not in my experience or maybe its just uk men who are non romantic. Im still waiting for a stranger to run up to me with flowers like the advert

If she is such a new girlfriend then you will not need to make a special effort in my opinion, the restaurant would be enough..;)

This thread is so funny - one minute you're reaching for the sick bag.....the next you're choking with laughter.

Keep it up guys 'n gals!

ok I'll be constructive... here are some original and REAL ideas....

I like the chicken wings idea from Charlie. I think that's the right way straight into any girl's heart.

Celebrate St Valentine with Style & Elegance

http://www.facebook.com/personal.shopper.fashion.consultant 

Sod the Flowers, or the Ring.....Bring her to Clubhouse pub.....

Single, Coupled-up, Married or Divorced? Come down to the Clubhouse this Thursday 14th of February for our Valentine's Schmalentine's evening

* Buy a Meal and we'll offer the 2nd one half price
* 7 chf on selected Pints
* 10 chf long drinks
* 5 chf Jaeger-Bombs
* Celebrity Matchmaking

Games and Social Interaction will be encouraged

Zero Love Songs Guaranteed

Well if I read this forum very carefully I get that I need to do a massage on a funeral box rather than a table, wearing a fancy watch and a fashion dress, with a framed picture on a wall that says 'ITS A TRAP!', and put some chocolate and chicken wings perfumed candles.

Just to be clear....

Do you "pamper" your clients... or do you "pumper" them?

It might make a difference for MonaLisa's husband....

Thanks Charlie, 

here; www.detente.ch

Just to be clear.... 

I actually adore Pandora charm bracelets - call me a simple girl, but I find them charming and sweet, and it takes some thought to choose the perfect charm.  In a way, it's a kickback to childhood - collecting little bits of sea glass, shells, other favorite items.  I like the idea that others can add to it too which makes it all the more special.  But that's just me :)

That settles it, I'm going to take Amanda's advice and buy some Pandora Charm Bracelets, and pray for a good result tomorrow.

Good luck Nir! Simple pleasures ;)

Try the jewelry store across from La Poste on Mont Blanc - quite a good selection.

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! 

I'd like a Supercar for Valentines... thanks ladies :-)

This one will do ...

Women love experiences! I have a ticket to Stockholm that I bought for 150 that I can't use. You can buy it and buy a ticket for yourself, three nights in a nice hotel, et voilà! She will love you forever.

(...i have expensive tastes)

Its already good to be two having someone you love is the best present......

Thanks Sari, I agree

hey...I'd let her "ride" in it.... benefits both 

Nice catch Charlie  ...

So getting for him a massage for couple at my proven favorite therapist ( Anushka ) and suggest him to buy me Pandora Charms ! That's a win-win getting a sweet gift and getting pampered as well  

ahhhhhhh!

Wie cool ist das denn?

dachte Ich schön süsse

For girls who like their bling everywhere...

Last minute Surprise for him/her

http://www.glocals.com/things-to-do/geneva/54853.htm

If you think your relationship is strong, get her a funeral and see what happens!

im dieing with laughter at that....

This makes me think of a quote from Ronald David Laing (Knots) :

I don’t respect myself

I can’t respect anyone who respects me.

I can only respect someone who does not respect me.

I respect Jack

because he does not respect me

I despise Tom

because he does not despise me

Only a despicable person

can respect someone as despicable as me

I cannot love someone I despise

Since I love Jack

I cannot believe he loves me

What proof can he give?

R.D.  Laing was very good in discribing endless circles in which one can be caught. There was also a text : "Do you really love me ?" of the same kind but I do not find it anymore :-(. Anyway, all the best to lovers and singles who find ways to break their circles ;-)

Thanks everyone for plenty of good ideas and witty responses.

The gift was well accepted  she seemed happy and looking forward further development of things ...

so you had sex  ?