OMG i can't stop laughing....

"...and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect..."

RTFM

"I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bo**** might fall off, they are now completely hairless"

mhuhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

May I suggest special pens for the ladies?

No good for man hands --

I bought this pen (in error, evidently) to write my reports of each day's tree felling activities in my job as a lumberjack. It is no good. It slips from between my calloused, gnarly fingers like a gossamer thread gently descending to earth between two giant redwood trunks.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

my favorite so far:

I used this product for the first time yesterday. Being a little wary to try it out on my nether regions, I tried it out first on a coffee table. My coffee table is now completely free of unwanted hair, varnish, veneer and sense of feeling.

I was somewhat encouraged by the results, as my nether regions are also plagued by hair, varnish and veneer. Wanting to test it further before i used it on myself, I waited until my wife was asleep before smearing some on her lady parts. I realise that this product is for men, but I reckoned it should be just as effective on the female of the species. I would not recommend anyone else to use this product on their unsuspecting wives. There seems to be some kind of chemical reaction that affects their sense of reason, humour and volume control. There was also a local disturbance in the laws of gravity. When she came down from the ceiling she screamed very loudly some very short but incisive words that seemed to be a prelude to the questioning of my parentage. I have seen her angry before, but never angry while sporting a strangely erotic yet even stranger orange erogenous zone.

I have not found the courage yet to use this product on myself, but have bought some more as I have found it an excellent source of entertainment. I like to keep a handful at the ready in case I meet a particularly annoying person, cat, monkey....The uses are endless. The world is a much happier place when everything that annoys you is bald.

I Like this Womans version :) 

Hair removal 101...God love the woman who shared this!!!!


All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy,
painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My
night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home fix dinner, played
with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind
for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine
cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of
those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips
together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart press
it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No muss, no
fuss. How hard can it be? I mean I'm no girly, girl but I am mechanically
inclined enough that I can figure it out. *YA THINK!!!*

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck
together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hair dryer and
heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end (Oh how this phrase haunts
me!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and
pull. OK so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do
this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-ra, fighter of all wayward
body hair and smooth skin extraordinaire. With my next wax strip I move
north. After checking on the kids I sneak back into the bathroom, for the
ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on
the toilet. Using the same procedure I apply the was strip across the right
side of bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching
down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip) I inhale
deeply and brace myself. RRRRIIIPPP!!!! I'm blind!!! Blinded from
pain!!!!....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Vision returning, I notice that I've only
managed to pull off half of the strip. S&%T!!! Another deep breath and
RRIIPP. Everything is swirly and spotted. Do I hear crashing drums??? OK,
back to normal. I want to see my trophy - A wax covered strip with my hairy
pelt, that has caused me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in
the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no
hair on it. Where is the hair. WHERE IS THE WAX??? Slowly I ease my head
down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair..The hair that should
be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. S&%T I run my fingers over the
most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted
hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake...................remember my foot is
still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do something. So I put my
foot down. NOOOOO!!!!!!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door. Vagina? Sealed
shut. Butt?? Sealed shut. I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to
figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge
to poop. My head may pop off" Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the
hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered
bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off right???
*WRONG!!!!!!!*I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than then that
used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.
Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued together
is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub. In
scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax. So, now I'm
stuck to the bottom of the tub!! God bless the man that convinced me I
should have a phone in the bathroom!!!!! I call my friend thinking surely
she's waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very
good conversation starter "So, my butt and who-ha are stuck to the bottom of
the tub!" There is a slight pause. She doesn't have a secret trick but does
try to hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is
located on bottom "Are we talking cheeks or hole or what?" She's laughing
out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I
call the number on the side of the box. YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the
joke of someone else's night. While we go through various solutions. I
resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to
have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in
super hot water and then dry shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain
is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I slip into glazed donut
land. My friend is still talking with me and my hand reaches towards the
saving grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I
really have to lose at this point. I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!! The
scream probably woke the kids, scared the dickens out of my friend, but I
really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It works!! I get a hearty congratulation from
my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax
and then notice to my grief and despair..................................THE
HA
IR IS STILL THERE.......................ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. So I
shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point. Next week I'm going to try hair

color......

Pah!  You guys have never had it so good - this is the alternative us "Ladeez" have to put up with.  Enjoy!

think ive wet myself... laughing ... soooooo funny ;)

Whats wrong with the trusty razor?

It Has a very very sharp blade !!!!

Sharp Blade + invisible nether regions = DANGER

This is what happens if you laugh .. :)

Since we are on the general topic.

Karl... Thanks again for this thread...

You're most welcome Rena, makes me laugh every time I read it :-))) 

haha really funny stuff. Karl, as others already mentionned, tx for this funny post. It lightens life a lot :-)

greetz Nick