There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called "Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer" (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as "Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor" (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called "Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones" (SHIRAZ), but this is only available for those who can afford it.
The next best equivalent is "Cheapest-Available-System-Killer" (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends.
If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY ("Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster").
Update 30-05-05: After extensive testing, it has been concluded that "Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy" (BEER) may be substituted for WINE - but may require a more generous application.
**YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED**
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Aug 9, 2006 @ 12:12
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There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called "Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer" (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as "Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor" (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called "Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones" (SHIRAZ), but this is only available for those who can afford it.
The next best equivalent is "Cheapest-Available-System-Killer" (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends.
If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY ("Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster").
Update 30-05-05: After extensive testing, it has been concluded that "Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy" (BEER) may be substituted for WINE - but may require a more generous application.
**YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED**
irish_eyesAug 9, 2006 @ 12:12
This virus is called "Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer" (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as "Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor" (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called "Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones" (SHIRAZ), but this is only available for those who can afford it.
The next best equivalent is "Cheapest-Available-System-Killer" (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends.
If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY ("Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster").
Update 30-05-05: After extensive testing, it has been concluded that "Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy" (BEER) may be substituted for WINE - but may require a more generous application.
**YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED**
irish_eyesAug 9, 2006 @ 12:12
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