HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually, I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must have been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Come on, don't be shy, ask me out!
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Wednesday joke, ADVICE FOR WOMEN: HOW TO TURN DOWN A MAN
Jul 12, 2006 @ 13:11
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HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually, I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must have been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Come on, don't be shy, ask me out!
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
SWISSJul 12, 2006 @ 13:11
SHE : Actually, I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must have been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Come on, don't be shy, ask me out!
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
SWISSJul 12, 2006 @ 13:11
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Re: Wednesday joke, ADVICE FOR WOMEN: HOW TO TURN DOWN A MAN
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Jul 12, 2006 @ 14:02
great stuff!
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Re: Wednesday joke, ADVICE FOR WOMEN: HOW TO TURN DOWN A MAN
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Jul 12, 2006 @ 14:13
HE: How do you like your eggs in the morning
SHE: Unfertilised
HE: Your face is a work of art ... unfortunately, it's a Picasso.
SHE:
SHE: Unfertilised
HE: Your face is a work of art ... unfortunately, it's a Picasso.
SHE:
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HE: How do you like your eggs in the morning
SHE: Unfertilised
HE: Your face is a work of art ... unfortunately, it's a Picasso.
SHE:
Les_, Jul 12, 2006 @ 14:13
SHE: Unfertilised
HE: Your face is a work of art ... unfortunately, it's a Picasso.
SHE:
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Re: Wednesday joke, ADVICE FOR WOMEN: HOW TO TURN DOWN A MAN
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Jul 12, 2006 @ 14:57
IoI very funny
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Re: Wednesday joke, ADVICE FOR WOMEN: HOW TO TURN DOWN A MAN
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Jul 12, 2006 @ 15:05
think i might be using that one in the future... ;))
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think i might be using that one in the future... ;))
LNA__, Jul 12, 2006 @ 15:05
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Jul 12, 2006 @ 15:30
HE: Hello, would you like to dance?
She: No, I don't want to dance with you.
HE: I'm sorry I think you misunderstood me. I said, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!
She: No, I don't want to dance with you.
HE: I'm sorry I think you misunderstood me. I said, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!
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HE: Hello, would you like to dance?
She: No, I don't want to dance with you.
HE: I'm sorry I think you misunderstood me. I said, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!
nancy, Jul 12, 2006 @ 15:30
She: No, I don't want to dance with you.
HE: I'm sorry I think you misunderstood me. I said, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!
nancy, Jul 12, 2006 @ 15:30
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Re: Wednesday joke, ADVICE FOR WOMEN: HOW TO TURN DOWN A MAN
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Jul 13, 2006 @ 00:26
heard from a friend of mine to a guy not that tall ...
Why don't u get a ladder to get over urself
Loved it!
Why don't u get a ladder to get over urself
Loved it!
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heard from a friend of mine to a guy not that tall ...
Why don't u get a ladder to get over urself
Loved it!
Hoiling, Jul 13, 2006 @ 00:26
Why don't u get a ladder to get over urself
Loved it!
Hoiling, Jul 13, 2006 @ 00:26
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