Dear Diary:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."Duh!"..... bottles won't fit in typewriter ! ! !
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out !
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm.....car swamped, because top
was down.
September - Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is
"C".....isn't it???
October - I HATE M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."Duh!".....there's no "eleven" button on
the phone!!!
What a year ! ! !
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Wednesday's JOTD....A blonde's monthly diary
Nov 22, 2006 @ 17:25
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Dear Diary:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."Duh!"..... bottles won't fit in typewriter ! ! !
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out !
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm.....car swamped, because top
was down.
September - Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is
"C".....isn't it???
October - I HATE M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."Duh!".....there's no "eleven" button on
the phone!!!
What a year ! ! !
SWISSNov 22, 2006 @ 17:25
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."Duh!"..... bottles won't fit in typewriter ! ! !
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out !
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm.....car swamped, because top
was down.
September - Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is
"C".....isn't it???
October - I HATE M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."Duh!".....there's no "eleven" button on
the phone!!!
What a year ! ! !
SWISSNov 22, 2006 @ 17:25
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Nov 25, 2006 @ 14:01
hilarious!
