Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, he asks his wife for sex. Naturally she agrees and they make love.
About six hours later, ralph goes to his wife and says 'honey, you know i only have 18 hours to live. Could we do it one more time?'
Of course the wife agrees and they do it again. Later, as teh man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realises he only has 8 hours left.
He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, 'honey, please... just one more time before i die?' she says 'of course dear.' and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns till he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "honey, i have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could...?'
At this point, the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning... YOU DON'T"
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May 17, 2006 @ 23:46
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Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, he asks his wife for sex. Naturally she agrees and they make love.
About six hours later, ralph goes to his wife and says 'honey, you know i only have 18 hours to live. Could we do it one more time?'
Of course the wife agrees and they do it again. Later, as teh man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realises he only has 8 hours left.
He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, 'honey, please... just one more time before i die?' she says 'of course dear.' and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns till he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "honey, i have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could...?'
At this point, the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning... YOU DON'T"
BrogstaMay 17, 2006 @ 23:46
About six hours later, ralph goes to his wife and says 'honey, you know i only have 18 hours to live. Could we do it one more time?'
Of course the wife agrees and they do it again. Later, as teh man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realises he only has 8 hours left.
He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, 'honey, please... just one more time before i die?' she says 'of course dear.' and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns till he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "honey, i have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could...?'
At this point, the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning... YOU DON'T"
BrogstaMay 17, 2006 @ 23:46
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