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Wednesday's JOTD
Jun 7, 2006 @ 15:57
A JellyBean walks into a bar and gets talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, do you fancy going to that new club in town?" JellyBean says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in." So Smartie says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you." So JellyBean says "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me." and off they went. After a few more beers in the club, three Vapour Drops walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under a table, the Vapour Drops take one look at JellyBean and start kicking him, punching him and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and walked out. Jelly Bean pulls his battered Jelly Bean body over to the table and wipes his Jelly Bean blood up and turns to Smartie and says "I thought you were going to look after me?" "I was!" says Smartie, "But those Vapour Drops are ****ing menthol
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A JellyBean walks into a bar and gets talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, do you fancy going to that new club in town?" JellyBean says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in." So Smartie says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you." So JellyBean says "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me." and off they went. After a few more beers in the club, three Vapour Drops walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under a table, the Vapour Drops take one look at JellyBean and start kicking him, punching him and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and walked out. Jelly Bean pulls his battered Jelly Bean body over to the table and wipes his Jelly Bean blood up and turns to Smartie and says "I thought you were going to look after me?" "I was!" says Smartie, "But those Vapour Drops are ****ing menthol
BrogstaJun 7, 2006 @ 15:57
BrogstaJun 7, 2006 @ 15:57
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Jun 7, 2006 @ 19:31
hahaha!! good stuff!!
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Jun 8, 2006 @ 15:10
The Autoroute Blanche and the Autoroute du Soleil are sitting in a bar when a thin strip of red tarmac walks in. They fidget nervously, drain their glasses and make to leave when the barman says, "Come on, 2 big tough motorways like you can't be scared of him", to which they reply "Too right, he's a ****ing cycle path".
Boom, boom.
Boom, boom.
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The Autoroute Blanche and the Autoroute du Soleil are sitting in a bar when a thin strip of red tarmac walks in. They fidget nervously, drain their glasses and make to leave when the barman says, "Come on, 2 big tough motorways like you can't be scared of him", to which they reply "Too right, he's a ****ing cycle path".
Boom, boom.
Les_, Jun 8, 2006 @ 15:10
Boom, boom.
Les_, Jun 8, 2006 @ 15:10
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