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What in the world???
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London based entrepreneur, 41 is seeking a person of at least graduate calibre, highly motivated and with a strong desire to be successful in whatever they do, for a challenging position of long term partner/wife.

The successful candidate will have a proven track record of handling a wide variety of situations and challenges, good organisational skills, common sense and personal initiative while being able to teamwork. Excellent personal manner, creativity and artistic approach are important and for the right person the job will be a varied, exciting and challenging position.

Operating from the stylish premises in North London in a fun and supportive atmosphere, you'll deal with high-priority tasks and use proactive methods in managing overall workload. Specific duties include, but not limited to:

• Creating and maintaining positive atmosphere in the immediate environment
• Coordinating meeting food/catering requests
• Anticipating and planing for upcoming needs
• Child bearing and upbringing
• Maintaining stylish looks of herself and the immediate surroundings

No ironing skills are required for this position.

The compensation is negotiable. This is a permanent position following a period of probation.

You'd need

• To be well-spoken, charming and outgoing
• Have interest in arts, sport and literature
• Be smart in appearance
• Be between 25 and 35 years of age

Sexual fluency is a plus but not crucial as training will be provided.

Please apply via email enclosing covering letter explaining why you think you are the right candidate. Please enclose full CV, some photographs and brief description of your expectations from this position.




  • Location: UK
  • Compensation: Negotiable
  • This is a part-time job.
  • This is a contract job.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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As posted on Craigslist:
 
London based entrepreneur, 41 is seeking a person of at least graduate calibre, highly motivated and with a strong desire to be successful in whatever they do, for a challenging position of long term partner/wife.

The successful candidate will have a proven track record of handling a wide variety of situations and challenges, good organisational skills, common sense and personal initiative while being able to teamwork. Excellent personal manner, creativity and artistic approach are important and for the right person the job will be a varied, exciting and challenging position.

Operating from the stylish premises in North London in a fun and supportive atmosphere, you'll deal with high-priority tasks and use proactive methods in managing overall workload. Specific duties include, but not limited to:

• Creating and maintaining positive atmosphere in the immediate environment
• Coordinating meeting food/catering requests
• Anticipating and planing for upcoming needs
• Child bearing and upbringing
• Maintaining stylish looks of herself and the immediate surroundings

No ironing skills are required for this position.

The compensation is negotiable. This is a permanent position following a period of probation.

You'd need

• To be well-spoken, charming and outgoing
• Have interest in arts, sport and literature
• Be smart in appearance
• Be between 25 and 35 years of age

Sexual fluency is a plus but not crucial as training will be provided.

Please apply via email enclosing covering letter explaining why you think you are the right candidate. Please enclose full CV, some photographs and brief description of your expectations from this position.




  • Location: UK
  • Compensation: Negotiable
  • This is a part-time job.
  • This is a contract job.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

Tasmin67Jan 14, 2009 @ 13:43
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Ha ha ha



The best part is

"Sexual fluency is a plus but not crucial as training will be provided".


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Ha ha ha



The best part is

"Sexual fluency is a plus but not crucial as training will be provided".



Marz, Jan 14, 2009 @ 13:50
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OMG!!

Are you kidding me??? :w00t:



I agree with you marz that was the best part!..
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OMG!!

Are you kidding me??? :w00t:



I agree with you marz that was the best part!..
mariselagf, Jan 14, 2009 @ 13:56
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Only problem is the London entrepreneur of 41 is too old for a girl of 25 to 35. She'll be bloody bored.

And her sexual fluency will be wasted.

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Only problem is the London entrepreneur of 41 is too old for a girl of 25 to 35. She'll be bloody bored.

And her sexual fluency will be wasted.
MarmarK, Jan 14, 2009 @ 16:08

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If it's taken as a job advert then he can't discriminate against men applying for the position . And he did say he wanted a Person and not a girl or woman.. :P
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If it's taken as a job advert then he can't discriminate against men applying for the position . And he did say he wanted a Person and not a girl or woman.. :P
britabroad, Jan 14, 2009 @ 16:54
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Well....he does mention child bearing so....unless the transgender man applies :w00t:
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Well....he does mention child bearing so....unless the transgender man applies :w00t:
Tasmin67, Jan 14, 2009 @ 17:11
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Could always adopt :D
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Could always adopt :D
britabroad, Jan 14, 2009 @ 17:14
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Oh I realised that from the advert , but how many jobs receive the perfect applicant with all the criteria.. I have certainly interviewed people who didn't have all the criteria demanded in the job advert but had other qualities that compensated ;)
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Oh I realised that from the advert , but how many jobs receive the perfect applicant with all the criteria.. I have certainly interviewed people who didn't have all the criteria demanded in the job advert but had other qualities that compensated ;)
britabroad, Jan 14, 2009 @ 17:32
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The female version:

Geneva based socialite, in her 30's seeking a man of an IVY-league graduate caliber, highly motivated with ambitions for great success, and with the desire for a long term partner/wife.

The successful candidate will have a proven track record of handling a wide variety of situations, including how to put down the toilet seat, put the cap on the toothpaste (preferably squeeze from the bottom of the tube), does not burp for pleasure, good hygiene and public manners; takes the initiative to take out the garbage, snow shoveling and general outdoor yard skills.

Operating from the premises of central
Geneva in a fun and international atmosphere, you'll deal with basic tasks including taking measures to maintain a professional job even during financial market crisis.  Specific duties include, but not limited to:

• Creating and maintaining a loving atmosphere in the immediate environment
• Coordinating dinner arrangements at restaurants and being a good host when friends are over for dinner
• Anticipating and planning trips to France or Italy for shopping or any other untraveled locations
• Strong participation in child upbringing
• Maintaining a warm & positive disposition of himself and towards others, and maintains an athletic figure

You’ll need

• To be well-spoken, charming and outgoing
• Have interest in fashion, theater and arts
• Preferably tall and smart in appearance
• Be between 35 and 45 years of age

Ironing and cooking skills are a plus, but not crucial as training will be provided.

Please apply via email enclosing covering letter explaining why you think you are the right candidate. Please enclose full CV, some photographs and brief description of your contributions for this position.

Sexual prowess of tenderly nature desired, but can be trained.

The successful candidate must have at least 5 outstanding recommendations from female and male friends.

  • Daily receipt of compensation: Negotiable
  • The compensation for daily receipt of allowances can be negotiable.  
  • This is a permanent position following a period of probation; could end up as a life-time job.
  • This is a contract job.  Breach of contract has dire consequences on the part of the applicant.
  • Principals only. But recruiters can obtain fees from the candidate.
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The female version:

Geneva based socialite, in her 30's seeking a man of an IVY-league graduate caliber, highly motivated with ambitions for great success, and with the desire for a long term partner/wife.

The successful candidate will have a proven track record of handling a wide variety of situations, including how to put down the toilet seat, put the cap on the toothpaste (preferably squeeze from the bottom of the tube), does not burp for pleasure, good hygiene and public manners; takes the initiative to take out the garbage, snow shoveling and general outdoor yard skills.

Operating from the premises of central
Geneva in a fun and international atmosphere, you'll deal with basic tasks including taking measures to maintain a professional job even during financial market crisis.  Specific duties include, but not limited to:

• Creating and maintaining a loving atmosphere in the immediate environment
• Coordinating dinner arrangements at restaurants and being a good host when friends are over for dinner
• Anticipating and planning trips to France or Italy for shopping or any other untraveled locations
• Strong participation in child upbringing
• Maintaining a warm & positive disposition of himself and towards others, and maintains an athletic figure

You’ll need

• To be well-spoken, charming and outgoing
• Have interest in fashion, theater and arts
• Preferably tall and smart in appearance
• Be between 35 and 45 years of age

Ironing and cooking skills are a plus, but not crucial as training will be provided.

Please apply via email enclosing covering letter explaining why you think you are the right candidate. Please enclose full CV, some photographs and brief description of your contributions for this position.

Sexual prowess of tenderly nature desired, but can be trained.

The successful candidate must have at least 5 outstanding recommendations from female and male friends.

  • Daily receipt of compensation: Negotiable
  • The compensation for daily receipt of allowances can be negotiable.  
  • This is a permanent position following a period of probation; could end up as a life-time job.
  • This is a contract job.  Breach of contract has dire consequences on the part of the applicant.
  • Principals only. But recruiters can obtain fees from the candidate.

YouMeCo, Jan 14, 2009 @ 18:57
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Yumiko -- that is excellent!!  :w00t:
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Yumiko -- that is excellent!!  :w00t:
Translator, Jan 15, 2009 @ 00:47
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[quote]Only problem is the London entrepreneur of 41 is too old for a girl of 25 to 35. She'll be bloody bored.



And her sexual fluency will be wasted.[/quote]



Hahaha....a good response :)
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[quote]Only problem is the London entrepreneur of 41 is too old for a girl of 25 to 35. She'll be bloody bored.



And her sexual fluency will be wasted.[/quote]



Hahaha....a good response :)
Jasmin_H, Jan 17, 2009 @ 02:10
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